Peeta-Whoa! *sweating* Finnick! You need to get out on the dance floor!
Finnick-And my partner would be...?
Peeta-Well...I'd let you have Katniss...
Katniss-*head on table**snnnooorrreee*
Finnick-It's cool, man
Peeta-...Thanks Finnick. *leaves*
Finnick-Perfect night. Alone.
Primrose-...Finnick?
Finnick-Prim! W-what are you?...
Primrose-To pick up Katniss. But...it looks like she's having a good time.
Katniss-*snnnnoooorrreee*
Finnick-Well, wanna dance? *looks at empty dance floor*
Primrose-I would be honored, Mr. Odair. *she takes his hand and he leads her too the dance floor*
***
Finnick-You're good at this, Prim
Dude-GIGGITY!
Finnick-*glares* I meant DANCING
Prim-Why thank you. *blushes* you're not too bad yourself
Finnick-*Grins and blushes*
Katniss-*sssssnnnnnnnnnnoooooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeeee*
Prim-...I should take Katniss home. I think she's had a rough night.
Finnick-...Alright. We need to get together again sometime, okay?
Prim-Sounds lovely ^_^ By Finnick. *walks over to Katniss and nudges her*Katniss...Katniss..We're going home now...
Peeta-I already tried that. I've tried everything. She won't wake up.
Prim-Hmm..*lightbulb* KATNISS! CATO'S COMING AND HE HAS A SPEAR!!!
Katniss-*Wakes up* *thrashes around violently*
Peeta-Great, now look what you did
Prim-I was just trying to wake her up!
Katniss-*still thrashing*
Prim-Is she still fighting?
Peeta-It appears so...
*Katniss starts throwing heavy objects*
Prim-*dodge* What do we do!?
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Episode#15-Effie and Haymitch
*Peeta is walking into the guys restroom to find Haymitch*
Peeta-Haymitch? You okay in there?
Haymitch-*Walking out* Oh...* all drunken words, slurred and high pitched*Hey, Peeta...what are you doing here?
Peeta-Effie made us come to the dance and she's waitng to dance with you.
Haymitch-Oh. She is, is she? Well, I better not keep her waiting...*BANG* ow...*Haymitch walked into a wall*Oh, there you are Effie, lets dance.
Katniss-Um...why is Haymitch dancing with a pole?
Peeta-...He thinks it is Effie.
Katniss-Does he know that Effie is crying in the bathroom saying that no one loves her or cares about her.
Peeta-Nope, but thats no big surprise either.
***
Peeta-Well, someones gotta get Effie. She's been crying for quite some time. I can hear her through the door. She brought a DVD player in there and is watching the Notebook. She started yelling at it a few minutes ago...And Haymitch asked the pole if it wanted to go to his room to 'talk'...I'm afraid, man...
Katniss-Well then, got get her.
Peeta-Katniss, that is the girls bathroom.
Katniss-So?
Peeta-Katniss, in case you didn't notice when you were patching up my leg injury-which was extremly close to my crotch-I don't have a-
Katniss-OKAY! OKAY!! What do you suggest?
Peeta-*eyebrow raise*
Katniss-Oh, dear Lord.
***
Katniss-He really doesn't understand what's going on. If he was sober-
Effie-He's never sober! That's just it!! He won't ever understand because he's never..ever...*Sobs*
Katniss-*leaves to speak with Peeta* Talk to Haymitch
Peeta-I can do better than that. Tell him to drink this.
Katniss-*sniff* WHat is it?
Peeta-*smile*
***
Haymitch-*sputtering* WTF WAS THAT?
Peeta-De-tox
Haymitch-Well, Imma go re-tox.
Katniss-No. Talk to Effie. Now.
Haymitch-Where is she?
Katniss-The women's restroom.
Haymitch-Okay *walks in*
Katniss-...Why?
***
Effie-*still sobbing* What on Earth are you doing in the women's restroom, Haymitch??
Haymitch-I...uh...well..want to...uh...apologize for my..uh...drunken...ness...
Peeta-*Gives Haymitch Thumbs up. Mouths:"Keep Going!"*
Haymitch-I...uh shouldn't be treating you like this and...uh...OH SCREW IT! JUST COME DANCE WITH ME!
Effie-Really!?
Haymitch-...Yeah *holds you hand*
Effie-*takes hand, drags him out of the bathroom to go dance*
Katniss-Well, that waas one of the sappiest things I've ever seen in my entire liffe.
Peeta-THAT WAS SO CUTE!!!X3
Katniss-Yes, a drunk and a capitol lady discussing their relationship in the bathroom. How cute.
Peeta-You have no heart.
Katniss-I kill bunnies. I haven't had a heart for a while. But... the Capitol camera crews are waiting for us to dance together. So, I guess we have no choice. Shall we?
Peeta-OHGOSHYES!!!*Drags Katniss out of the bathroom*
Peeta-Haymitch? You okay in there?
Haymitch-*Walking out* Oh...* all drunken words, slurred and high pitched*Hey, Peeta...what are you doing here?
Peeta-Effie made us come to the dance and she's waitng to dance with you.
Haymitch-Oh. She is, is she? Well, I better not keep her waiting...*BANG* ow...*Haymitch walked into a wall*Oh, there you are Effie, lets dance.
Katniss-Um...why is Haymitch dancing with a pole?
Peeta-...He thinks it is Effie.
Katniss-Does he know that Effie is crying in the bathroom saying that no one loves her or cares about her.
Peeta-Nope, but thats no big surprise either.
***
Peeta-Well, someones gotta get Effie. She's been crying for quite some time. I can hear her through the door. She brought a DVD player in there and is watching the Notebook. She started yelling at it a few minutes ago...And Haymitch asked the pole if it wanted to go to his room to 'talk'...I'm afraid, man...
Katniss-Well then, got get her.
Peeta-Katniss, that is the girls bathroom.
Katniss-So?
Peeta-Katniss, in case you didn't notice when you were patching up my leg injury-which was extremly close to my crotch-I don't have a-
Katniss-OKAY! OKAY!! What do you suggest?
Peeta-*eyebrow raise*
Katniss-Oh, dear Lord.
***
Katniss-He really doesn't understand what's going on. If he was sober-
Effie-He's never sober! That's just it!! He won't ever understand because he's never..ever...*Sobs*
Katniss-*leaves to speak with Peeta* Talk to Haymitch
Peeta-I can do better than that. Tell him to drink this.
Katniss-*sniff* WHat is it?
Peeta-*smile*
***
Haymitch-*sputtering* WTF WAS THAT?
Peeta-De-tox
Haymitch-Well, Imma go re-tox.
Katniss-No. Talk to Effie. Now.
Haymitch-Where is she?
Katniss-The women's restroom.
Haymitch-Okay *walks in*
Katniss-...Why?
***
Effie-*still sobbing* What on Earth are you doing in the women's restroom, Haymitch??
Haymitch-I...uh...well..want to...uh...apologize for my..uh...drunken...ness...
Peeta-*Gives Haymitch Thumbs up. Mouths:"Keep Going!"*
Haymitch-I...uh shouldn't be treating you like this and...uh...OH SCREW IT! JUST COME DANCE WITH ME!
Effie-Really!?
Haymitch-...Yeah *holds you hand*
Effie-*takes hand, drags him out of the bathroom to go dance*
Katniss-Well, that waas one of the sappiest things I've ever seen in my entire liffe.
Peeta-THAT WAS SO CUTE!!!X3
Katniss-Yes, a drunk and a capitol lady discussing their relationship in the bathroom. How cute.
Peeta-You have no heart.
Katniss-I kill bunnies. I haven't had a heart for a while. But... the Capitol camera crews are waiting for us to dance together. So, I guess we have no choice. Shall we?
Peeta-OHGOSHYES!!!*Drags Katniss out of the bathroom*
Monday, July 2, 2012
Episode#14-Haymitch's Monitored Drinking Habbits
*At Gala*
Katniss-I can't believe you actually got me to come...
Effie-STOP SLOUCHING! DO YOU WANT ME TO GET THE 'BED POSTURE STICK'!?!?
Peeta-*slowly scoots to the side, away from Effie*
Effie-*Grabs Peeta's shirt collar* So, does anyone know where Haymitch is??
Katniss-Is it really a mystery where Haymitch is? He's probably in the bathroom, throwing up his last two gallons of liquor.
Effie-Yeegads! Who let him drink that much!? You and Peeta were suppossed to be supervising his drinking habbits!!!
Peeta-Can you use smaller words?=3
Katniss-We WERE. But then SOMEONE said that I had to come to this retarded gala.
Effie-But it only took you an hour to get ready! Haymitch was with us the entire time other than that!
Katniss-Have you noticed he can drink A LOT when we're not around??
Peeta-One time, when Ripper, the lady who sells liquor in District 12, wasn't in the hob, I got Haymitch 40 bottles of rubbing alchohol. I came back to his house in an hour and he had drunken all of them! X3 impressive, huh??
Katniss-D8
Effie-D8
Peeta-What?
Katniss-I can't believe you actually got me to come...
Effie-STOP SLOUCHING! DO YOU WANT ME TO GET THE 'BED POSTURE STICK'!?!?
Peeta-*slowly scoots to the side, away from Effie*
Effie-*Grabs Peeta's shirt collar* So, does anyone know where Haymitch is??
Katniss-Is it really a mystery where Haymitch is? He's probably in the bathroom, throwing up his last two gallons of liquor.
Effie-Yeegads! Who let him drink that much!? You and Peeta were suppossed to be supervising his drinking habbits!!!
Peeta-Can you use smaller words?=3
Katniss-We WERE. But then SOMEONE said that I had to come to this retarded gala.
Effie-But it only took you an hour to get ready! Haymitch was with us the entire time other than that!
Katniss-Have you noticed he can drink A LOT when we're not around??
Peeta-One time, when Ripper, the lady who sells liquor in District 12, wasn't in the hob, I got Haymitch 40 bottles of rubbing alchohol. I came back to his house in an hour and he had drunken all of them! X3 impressive, huh??
Katniss-D8
Effie-D8
Peeta-What?
Sunday, July 1, 2012
Episode#13-Before the Gala
Katniss-Ha! I knew he was gonna get stabbed.
Peeta-How can you stand to watch this? We just got out of the games!
Katniss-...I don't know. I don't ask you why you love Gale's squrriels so much.
Peeta-THOSE WERE GALE'S???
Katniss-Uh, yeah. Duh.
Peeta-I THOUGHT THEY WERE YOURS!!! I SLEPT WITH THOSE!!
Katniss-0-e...eh...
Effie-*runs in* Ready-EHHHHH?? KATNISS!! YOU'RE NOT DRESSED!!
Katniss-You don't know how to knock, do you?
Peeta-Dressed for what?
Effie-The Capitol Gala tonight!
Katniss-You use your knuckles, and you bang on the door.
Effie-Do you still have your Girl On Fire dress?
Katniss-...Yeah. Effie, I'm not going.
Effie-Yes, you are. Peeta is your date.
Katniss-Aw, how sweet, the bakers ho.
Peeta-You know the things you say hurt?
Katniss-I'm not going. Not with him.
Effie-You are going. Now, apologize to Peeta.
Katniss-No, I'm not going. ESPICALLY not with him.
Effie-It's him or Haymitch.
Katniss-...Grrr...fine.
Effie-Good, because I'm dancing with him.
Katniss-I am surrounded by idiots.
Peeta-How can you stand to watch this? We just got out of the games!
Katniss-...I don't know. I don't ask you why you love Gale's squrriels so much.
Peeta-THOSE WERE GALE'S???
Katniss-Uh, yeah. Duh.
Peeta-I THOUGHT THEY WERE YOURS!!! I SLEPT WITH THOSE!!
Katniss-0-e...eh...
Effie-*runs in* Ready-EHHHHH?? KATNISS!! YOU'RE NOT DRESSED!!
Katniss-You don't know how to knock, do you?
Peeta-Dressed for what?
Effie-The Capitol Gala tonight!
Katniss-You use your knuckles, and you bang on the door.
Effie-Do you still have your Girl On Fire dress?
Katniss-...Yeah. Effie, I'm not going.
Effie-Yes, you are. Peeta is your date.
Katniss-Aw, how sweet, the bakers ho.
Peeta-You know the things you say hurt?
Katniss-I'm not going. Not with him.
Effie-You are going. Now, apologize to Peeta.
Katniss-No, I'm not going. ESPICALLY not with him.
Effie-It's him or Haymitch.
Katniss-...Grrr...fine.
Effie-Good, because I'm dancing with him.
Katniss-I am surrounded by idiots.
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