Episode#12-Internet Dating...IS A LIE

*Peeta has convinced both Effie and Haymitch to join a dating sight. Of course, this can only end badly*

SexyBitchET-Hey, Sexy

SensitiveGuyQQ50-Hey sweetie pie, I've missed you.

SexyBitchET-...Hey, Babe, I've been thinking about this for a long time-us-and I think we should meet up. Face to Face. And we could...and...

SensitiveGuyQQ50-And what my snuggly bear?

SexyBitchET-...I want to do you. I want to try the jiggly.

SensitiveGuyQQ50-Whoa! I think that we need to wait, snuggly bear. We need to meet first. Don't rush this.

SexyBitchET-Why not? Are you scared? I'm ready, but if you're too scared...if you don't want me enough... there are...other men...

SensitiveGuyQQ50-NO! I love you very much, it's just I want to get to know you first.

SexyBitchET-...Dinner first. Then to a hotle. Okay? No short cuts. No way out.

SensitiveGuyQQ50-All right, see you then Mon Cheri.

SexyBitchET-Bring a rope.

*Haymitch and Effie arrive. Effie is dressed in a leather jumpsuit, chains around her waist, and dark eyeliner. Haymitch wears a tux, a top hat with his hair slicked back. He holds about 50 something roses*

Effie-...This just got really awkword...

Haymitch-...Still wanna do it?

Effie-No!!

Episode#11-Finnick's Flashback

*AT SUNRISE, DISTRICT 4. FINNICK ODAIR, AGE 16, WALKS TO THE GAZEBO BY THE SEA. HE WATCHES AS THE LIGHT CREEPS OVER THE HORIZON. SLOW, AND QUIETLY, A WHIMPER IS HEARD*

Finnick-Huh? *he pulls back a bench, revealing a girl* Hey...what's wrong? *her eyes go wide* I won't hurt you...I swear. Hey, honey...*he takes her hand* I won't hurt you. I'm Finnick....Wanna tell me your name?

Annie-...I'm Annie.

Finnick-Hey, Annie. You need a place to stay? Just for a little while?

Annie-No...I'm...I'm fine. My dad...he just got drunk again...He's been...violent since my mom died. I just...*cries*

Finnick-*he pulls her to her feet, she falls into him.* Come with me.

Annie-Where are we going?

Finnick-To get you a place to stay

*

Finnick-And that's how Panem was born

Gale- Wait, WHAT?

Finnick-Oh, sorry...wrong story...that's how I met Annie...

Gale-We'll, we better go find Peeta and Katniss.

Finnick-Wonder what they're doing...
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Katniss-RAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Peeta-Not if you like it *eyebrow raise*

Episode#10-Gale VS Finnick for the Hand of Primrose

Gale-What do you think you're doing? Prim, I won't tell Katniss, but go home. Now. *she leaves* And you! What do you think you were doing? There's so much I could say, but I'll let you off...just leave her alone.

Finnick-Dude, look at her body language. She will probably be a hooker when she grows up anyway.

Gale-Watch it! I swear...If you so much as touch her...

Finnick-Calm down...you like her, don't you?

Gale-...Leave her alone. I made a promise to Katniss when she left for the games...I'm still keeping it. Keep your distance. *he leaves*

Finnick-Wait, Gale!...You like her, admit it. Plus...can we keep this quiet? If this got back to Annie...

Gale-Why are you hurting that poor girl?

Finnick-I don't know. It's just that Prim...Wow...Annie and I have been growing apart. It's just a matter of time before she hits the deep end....But I still love her...I love them both...I can still remember...

Episode#9-Finnick and Primrose. Oh, and the Killer of Squirrels

Prim-Finnick! Where are you taking me?...Finnick!

Finnick-Far away! Far from the capitol and the games and everything!

Prim-...

Finnick-*they stop running* Prim, I love you...a lot.

Prim-Finnick...I love you too. But no jiggly yet please, I haven't even got my stuff

Finnick-*laughs* That's alright, I'm kinda old-fashioned anyway...You're so beautiful. I love you.

Prim-I...I love you too. *leans in for kiss*

Gale-Primrose Everdeen!!

Finnick-Dun Dun Duuuuuun

Episode#8-Finnick's Plans for Prim

Finnick-Hey, Peeta, where's Prim?

Peeta-Why do you want to know?

Finnick-Cause I want to know

Peeta-That answer cannot be validated. I need a plausible reason.

Finnick-Since when do you use big words?

Peeta-Cuz I'm white and nerdy. Now tell me!

Finnick-1) You were always white 2) When did you become nerdy? and 3) I want to have lunch with her.

Peeta-That was a valid-and overstated-answer. I'll call her.

Katniss-Call who?

Peeta-Uh...bye.

Katniss-Okay...

Peeta-Come on, Finnick

Finnick-'Kay

Katniss-What are you two planning?

Peeta&Finnick-Nothing!

Primrose-Hi, Katniss! Hi, Peeta! Hi, Finnnniiickkk...

Finnick-Hey, Prim *heart**heart*

Katniss-Why are you making googly eyes at my sister?

Peeta-I'm not making googly eyes at your sister *covering Finnick* see?

Katniss-Not you!

Peeta-*whispers to Finnick*Run man! Oh, and take Prim with you! Run, run for your life! I'll slow Kat down, just run!

*Finnick grabs Prim's hand and runs*

Katniss-Hey!

Peeta-Katniss, I love you! *attacks her with kisses*

Katniss-Rape!

Episode#7-Katniss and Peeta: History is Made with Haymitch

*Katniss and Peeta are on a date*

Peeta-This is nice. Just you and me...

Katniss-And the 58 reporters from the capitol outside?

Peeta-Yeeeeppppp...Actually, Effie says it's inappropriate for us to be on a date alone, so she sent a chaperon.

Katniss-Dear God...

Haymitch-Hey you two!!

Peeta-Hey, Haymitch

Haymitch-Hey is for horses you little fruit-loo. So, Princess of Darkness, he knock you up yet?

Katniss-...Can I kill him?

Haymitch-Save it for the games

Katniss-We already went through the games!!!!

Haymitch-Really? Whoa, I need to put down the whiskey for a minute...

Katniss-Please?

Peeta-No, Katniss.

Episode #6-Haymitch's Humiliation & The Mini Hunger Games That Followed

Everyone-*laughs at Haymitch*

Haymitch-shut up. *they still laugh* SHUT UP. *still laughing* I SAID SHUT UP!!!! *pulls out pocket knife and a bottle of whiskey *he takes a drink* Who's first?

Effie-*runs away screaming* MANNERS HAYMITCH!!!!

Gale-I'm not involved in this. See ya later *walks off casually*

Peeta-*pulls out loaf of bread* PROTECT MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Katniss-Noobs. *Pulls out bow and arrow* Put the knife down Haymitch. And give me the whiskey. I want ti.

Haymitch-NO! MINE! *comes after Katniss with the knife and misses her entirely*

Katniss-That's why you don't drink when you're attacking people.

Haymitch-*Takes another drink* whateve...r...* passes out drunk*

Katniss-I win~

Peeta-*looking out from behind his bread* is it over?

Katniss-Yes, now get up, you freaking pansy.

Episode#5-Haymitch's Dirty Little Secret (PART II)

Haymitch-I'm not a fairy!

Effie-Haymitch has always been sensitive about this

Haymitch-Shut up!!

Effie-See, it went like this. When Haymitch came back from the games, my father was a doctor in the capitol that helped heal Haymitch after his time in the arena. You know how most Hunger Games Champions have changes to them once they leave to make them stand out in the capitol? Well, my father and I gave him wings!!

Peeta- Cool story bro.

Gale-Tell it again

Haymitch-I hate you.

Episode#4-Haymitch's Dirty Little Secret

Katniss-Why are you guys here?

Peeta-Prim invited us over

Katniss-Why??

Gale-It's Buttercup's birthday!!

Katniss-Really? *sigh* Now I gotta go get her stupid cat something

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Katniss-Prim, I hate party games

Primrose-No you don't! You're just moody all the time! Lets play truth or dare!! Effie! You start!!

Effie-Oooo! Okay, um, lets see....Haymitch!!

Haymitch-*snore* huh?

Effie-Truth or dare?

Katniss-He's too drunk to tell the truth

Haymitch-Then dare

Effie-Hmmm, I dare you to go skinny dipping in Katniss's bathtub!

Katniss-I'm burning it. Ew.

Haymitch-Alright, I'll do it. *takes off shirt*

Peeta-*wide eyed* Haymitch? What is that?

Haymitch-What?

Peeta-0-0-on your back. What is that?

Effie-Are you referring to his wings?

Haymitch-Oh eff! I forgot! *pulls shirt back on*

Katniss-Why the freak do you have wings?

Effie-Didn't he ever tell you? Haymitch is a fairy!

Katniss-...HAHAHAHAHA!!

Episode#3-Broken Arena

Effie-Katniss! Haymitch!!OMG!

Katniss-*to Peeta*Omg?

Effie-The arena broke!

Haymitch-The Arena...broke?

Effie-Yeah!! Everything from last year is coming out!! They've already hit some of the districts!!

Peeta-So, this means tracker jackers and-

Katniss-...Mutts...

Haymitch-Well crap. There goes the population.

Effie-Don't say that! Just hold me!

Haymitch-Wha-*she jumps on him* Ahhh!!
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Peeta-There's nothing left to do but wait

Katniss-Peeta, I'm scared.

Gale-I'll protect you, Katniss

Katniss-Yeah, yeah

Peeta-...Wh-what is that?

Katniss-What?

Peeta-Coming out of the trees...

Katniss-Aw crap! It's Thresh! They sent us the steriod mutt? Really?

Peeta-That's not very nice, Katniss. He saved your life

Katniss-And now he's going to eat us

Peeta-Well-...yeah, ya got me there

Effie-What are we going to do?! *faints*

Peeta-There's only one thing we can do

Gale-Run screaming?

Katniss-What?

Gale-I mean, beat em with my bare hands and feed em to my children. Cuz imma man!

Katniss-...you have children?

Peeta-Stop it!...Only Katniss can save us

Katniss-wha-

Peeta-Katniss, you have to sing

Episode#2-Back Away From the Scary Man...

Finnick-Did I say something wrong?

Katniss-*twitch**twitch*ahhh...!

Gale-...WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?

Finnick-What can I say? The Games mess you up, man.

Peeta-Not that bad!!!

Prim-*walks up to everyone*Hey, guys. What's going on? *looks all innocent*

Gale-Just back away slowly, Prim. Back away from the scary man...

Prim-8/

Season 1: The Madness Begins Episode#1:The Begining

This is a blog by Meg Giry, Demytra Nom, and Christine Daae. We sincerely hope you enjoy this new series entitle:HUNGER MANIA: A HUNGER GAMES STORY. It takes place one year after the 74th Hunger Games, before the Quarter Quell. We hope that you enjoy this and read it all the way to the end.
-MEG GIRY, DEMYTRA NOM, CHRISTINE DAAE

Just outside the Hob, Katniss calls.

Katniss:Peeta! Peeta!

Gale:What do you want, Katniss?

Katniss:I want Peeta!

Gale:I'm sure you do

Katniss-Not what I meant

Gale:uh huh

Finnick:Well, I know what I want

Gale&Katniss:*cheesily and simultaneously*What do you want Finnick? Tell us! Tell us!

Finnick:...Primrose Everdeen!

Katniss:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH