Episode#44-The Reaping List

Ceasar-We certainly have an interesting cast and crew for this year's Quarter Quell, don't we Claudious?

Claudious-We certainly do, Ceasar.

Ceasar-From District 1, we have Kaname Kuran, Yuki Kuran, and Zero Kiryu. Amazing, that bunch. District 2 has Roy Mustang, and the brothers Edward and Alphonse Elric.  Family...wow...

Claudious-Wouldn't wanna be in that situation.

Ceasar-In District 3, we have Max Martinez, Iggy Griffiths, and Fang.

Claudius-Fang...?

Ceasar-...It just says Fang...Well, for District 4,  the love-struck Annie Cresta returns in a sad-turn of events with her lover, Fiyero Tiggelar, and her ex-fiance, Finnick Odair, who is currently dating the sister of former winner, Katniss Everdden. Never ending heartbreak, it seems for Miss Cresta. District 5 brings us the Avatar Aang, and his girlfriend, Katara. And the future Fire Lord, Prince Zuko. In District 6, we have Number Four, John Smith, his best friend, Sam Goode, and Number Six.

Claudious-...Numbers?

Ceasar-Bro, they just tell me what to say. District 7, we have Galinda Upland, Elphaba Thropp, and Boq. District 8, we have Captain America, Hawkeye, and Black Widow.

Claudious-Alright...

Ceasar-Bro!! In District 9, we have Alice, Ariel, and Boo. In District 10, Woody, Timon, and Slenderman.

Claudious-Psh, Slenderman? What kindda name is that? It's like a friggin- *Tenticles grab Claudious and drags him offstage. AHHHHHH!!

Ceasar-Holy Crap, Bro!! My oompa loompa's gone!! Anyway, in District 11, we have the Fire Lord's Daughter, Azula. Sokka, brother to Katara, and Toph. Who is blind. In District 12, we have the star-crossed lovers Katniss and Peeta. Along with Haymitch Abernathy...white trash...

And that's it! Keep reading Hunger Mania! And let the 75th Hunger Games begin!

Episode#43-Blank Slate With Cracks

Effie-So, I'll see you later Prim?

Prim-Yeah, Effie. When I can. *Effie leaves* Well...time to-F-Finnick?

Finnick-Primrose...

Prim-*looks down* How have you been?

Finnick-Well, if you don't mind my being honest, I've been through hell.

Prim-...Annie, right?

Finnick-Yeah. This whole mess about that moron from Oz...She? Marry him?

Prim-Should it matter? You and I...

Finnick-...What? We're what, Prim?

Prim-...I'd like to say this is a rough spot. Maybe it was a blessing that Annie and you...well, maybe it's best that the past is dead and gone. Now you and I...well, we don't have to worry. Isn't that better?...Finnick?

Finnick-Well, what do you want me to say, Prim? I'm happy she doesn't want me? What if your precious Gale said he couldn't stand you, huh?

Prim-Finn-!

Finnick-Just!...stop, okay? Just stop...I'll see you tomorrow, alright? Your place? Clear head and heart?

Prim-*looks down* I go to the Capitol tomorrow...

Finnick-Hey...I'll be there. Okay?

Prim-*smiles* Okay.

Episode#42-Effie's Savior

*Effie running to the hanging tree*

Effie-If i have to live in a world without Haymitch *voice trembling* then I won't live at all.

(gets noose and starts tying it)

Prim-No, Effie! Don't, don't! Don't hurt yourself just because of Haymitch.

Effie-I have to...I have nothing to live for any more.

Prim-*Puts her hand over Effie's* Effie, just because Haymitch doesn't want you around, doesn't mean that I don't or Katniss or Peeta or any other of our...friends don't.

Effie-Relationship problems too?

Prim-...Yeah. But I'm not killing my self over it...again. I'm still living because it would kill Katniss and so many others if I died. They keep me going.

Effie-I see your point. But...

Prim-But what?

Effie-Can we get back at Haymitch for what he did to me?

Prim-Oh, yeah. He deserves it for leaving you.
***********************A FEW HOURS LATER ********************************
Haymitch-That...was one fun party.

Elphaba-Suuureee wasss...*leans in to kiss*

Effie-Knock, knock! Ooops? Was I interrupting something? *glares*

Haymitch-Effie, not at all. Where did you come from, pray tell?

Effie-Oh, just got off the train. I just wanted to collect you for our yearly meeting at the Capitol.

Haymitch-Babe, you know I don't go to those.

Effie-Don't call me babe! You and your...friend...will have to postpone...whatever this is for another time!

Haymitch-Are you jealous, babe?

Effie-Of course not.

Haymitch-But your upset? *smiles*

Effie-Of course.

Haymitch-And why?

Effie-I was...simply under the impression that you and I...

Haymitch-Were together?

Effie-Well, yes! Come on, get on the train!

Haymitch-And what? Listen to President Snow drone on and on? No thanks. There's nothing I need to know-

Effie-It's the Quarter Quell, Haymitch. They are bringing in old tributes. There are only two male tributes in District 12.

Haymitch-*pales* I...

Effie-But there is an unlimited amount so Peeta may keep you company.

Haymitch-I have to go back into the games...with KATNISS?

Effie-Yes. A rather fitting punishment, don't you think? Your punishment for mistreating me.

Haymitch-MY PUNISHMENT IS MY DEATH?

Effie-When you say it that way, it sounds so cruel. Not my idea, Haymitch. See you at the capitol. *Leaves*

Haymitch-I'M GONNA KILL HER

Elphaba-Haymitch, don't. Revenge can work in both ways.

Haymitch-Heh...revenge. *smiles*
 

Episode#41-I'll Tell You My Dirty Little Secret

*Effie overhearing*
Katniss-Hey, did you hear?

Peeta-What?

Katniss-Haymitch and the green girl went to the Philosophy Club last night.

Peeta-*looks blankly*

Katniss-*sigh* (whispers in his ear)

Peeta-*eyes wide* I don't think my mommy wants me to know about that kind of stuff.

Katniss-Too late.

Peeta-...Are we going to do that after we get married?

Katniss-*stares*

Effie-Wait, Katniss, what did you say about Haymitch? The green girl...

Katniss-Yeah. Why?

Effie-*trembling* No reason...*leaves*

Katniss-What's her problem?

Peeta-I think she's suffering heartbreak.

Katniss-Sooooooo?

Finnick-You really have no heart.

Katniss-If you think so, Finnick.

Episode#40-The Philosophy Club

Haymitch-So...do you know any good clubs?

Elphaba-...Maybe. Do you like getting down and dirty? But most importantly...

Haymitch-Please say drunk.

Elphaba-Aw, you ruined it. *smiles*

Haymitch-Well, let's go!
*************************************ONE HOUR LATER*************************
Haymitch-So what did you say the name of this club is called?

Elphaba-...I-uh-Didn't. I don't even remember. Must've slipped my mind!

Haymitch-Uh-huh.

Elphaba-*thinks* I can't let him know...

Haymitch-Let's dance!

*they dance for a while*

Haymitch-This is fuuunnn.

Elphaba-Yeah...

Haymitch-Elphie, why did the music stop?...Why are they going into corners? Why...YOU DIDN'T.

Elphaba-I-I'm sorry. I thought-I mean...I was afraid that if I told you the truth, you wouldn't come.

Haymitch-WHAT?! I love this kind of club! Let's go!

Elphaba-Actually, I booked a room.

Haymitch-*smiles* Even better.

*They go to their room, hand in hand*










This episode was referring to the Philosophy Club scene from Gregory Maguire's WICKED.

 

Episode#39-Unfinished Business

Gale-Yo, Finnick

Finnick-Oh, hey dude.

Gale-...What are you doing?

Finnick-...Leaving. I've been waiting to talk to Annie's lawyer for the past three hours. He hasn't shown yet. And everywhere I turn, all the Capitol is on about how I cheated on Annie, was engaged to Prim, and how Annie's with that idiot from Oz. And I can't even reach her lawyer!

Gale-Have you talked to Prim since the fight?

Finnick-No. It's funny how WE aren't fighting anymore and she and I still are.

Gale-Yeah. She and I haven't spoken since either.

Finnick-Dude, can you drive me to the law office? Annie and I NEED to settle this paper work. I don't even know the lawyer's name.

Gale-Let's get lookin'.
***
Gale-You didn't tell me there were a thousand lawyers in this office. We've been looking for hours now. It's like looking for a needle in a haystack.

Peeta-More like looking for a specific needle in a stack of needles.

Gale&Finnick-?

Peeta-A needle would stand out in a haystack. We are looking for a particular needle. Mr. Dude!!

Lawyer-Ah, Mr. Odair

Finnick-I just came to settle-

Lawyer-No need. Annie's already switched everything from your name to her new fiances.

Finnick-...What?

Episode#38-Haymitch's Tour (Part 2)

Haymitch-And over there is the mansions for the winners of the hunger games.

Glinda-Why do they call it the hunger games?

Haymitch-Do you really wanna know, Blondie?

Glinda-No...no, not really. What do they wear?

Haymitch-Clothes. We can't let them go naked, now can we? *laughs* It would make for better tv...

Glinda-Hw much longer is this tooouuurrr

Elphaba-Glindie, stop complaining. I'm like the tour guid-...I mean tour. *blushes*

Glinda-*stares*...Okaaaayyyyy...

Haymitch-And we're black at the Hob where you can find all of District 12's black market goods. Tell, Miss Upland, would you like this necklace? It was stolen from the Capitol and the theif only got the electric chair!

Glinda-O_O

Haymitch-And next we have the town square, better known for when Effie announces the tributes for our district.

Glinda-Whose Effie?

Haymitch-And annoying bitch.

Glinda-HAYMITCH! Young children are reading!

Haymitch-Sorry.

Glinda-Thank you.

Haymitch-I'm not really.

Glinda-*glare*

Haymitch-Okay, tour's over.

Glinda-Thank Oz. *walks off*

Elphaba-*blushing* Would you like to take a ride on my broom with me?

Haymitch-Is it long and narrow?

Elphaba-Yes.

Haymitch-Then, eff yeah.

Elphaba-Hop on.

Haymitch-*gets on* Do you know where to find a broom tree cause I gotta find me one of these*

Elphaba-Yes, but it may take a few weeks.

Haymitch-Okay. *Haymitch takes off his shirt and flies on wings right beside Elphaba*

Elphaba-You can fly?!

Haymitch-Yep, no flashbacks this time.

Elphaba-Huh?

Haymitch-Nothin'. *leans in and they kiss*

*FIVE MINUTES LATER*

 



*they fly into a tree and hit the ground*
Both-OWWWIEE!!!

 

 

 

*Referring to Gregory Maguire's book OUT OF OZ where Elphaba's granddaughter buries the broom and grimmerie and a broom tree grows. Keep reading if you just said WTF."

Episode#37-Haymitch's Tour

Glinda-So, what exactly is a…Hob?

Haymitch-Anything you want it to be, baby.

Glinda-…Stay away from me.

Elphaba-Don’t take it personally. She’s like this.

Haymitch-Eh, I’m used to it. So, you ladies want me to show you a good time?

Elphaba-Sure. J

Glinda-NO.                                                               

Haymitch-Then come on!!! *grabs their wrists and pulls them*

Elphaba-WEEEE!!

Glinda-AHHHHH!!!

Haymitch-Hahahahaaaaaa!!!!

Episode#36-Welcome to the Hob

Glinda-Elfie!!

Effie-What?

Elphaba-Glinda!

Glinda-Anyone wanna tell me where we are and why it stinks like-

Haymitch-Welcome to the Hob.

Glinda-Ew.

Elphaba-Did anyone else follow you in here?

Glinda-Nessa, maybe? Boq?

Morrible-And us!

Elphaba-Ehhh!!

Glinda-Madame Morrible!

Haymitch-And President Snow’s shorter eviler twin!

Wizard-Hey!

Elphaba-…You are short.

Wizard-Screw you. Well, I’m off to kill your leader and conquer your country and turn it green.

Elphaba-What the heck is wrong with you?

Episode#35-The Wicked Witch of the West/The Ancient Art of Flirting

 

Elphaba-Made it! *looks around and sees Beetee.* You. Have you seen a black guy with blue diamond tattoos come through here?

Beetee-Y-yes…

Elphaba-Which way did he go?

Beetee-*points in direction of district 12*

Elphaba-Thanks. *gets on broom and flies off*

***

Haymitch-Hey! What’s that in the sky?

Katniss-It’s a bird.

Gale-It’s a plane.

Peeta-No! It’s a loaf of bread!

Finnick-Since when is bread green.

All-GREEN?!

Finnick-Yeah, green. Can’t you guys see?

All-Yes.

Haymitch-It’s-It’s-It’s OW!

Elphaba-Sorry I’m loo-

Haymitch-Hey, beautiful.

Elphaba-Your sezy

Haymitch-sezy?

Elphaba-ACHOO!

Haymitch-I get it now.

Katniss-WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!

Finnick-It’s something you’ve never heard of.

Katniss-What’s that?

Finnick-The ancient art of flirting.

Katniss-Very funny.

 

 

 

Episode#34-Oz's Portal Gun

Annie-H-H-H-How did you get herre??

Fiyero-Well, it's all a rather long story. I tall began in Oz. *flashback~~* I was just going to see my friend, Elphaba, one day. (I had no intention of doing it...okay, I lied.) and she showed me this thing she made wth magic (she's a witch btw) it was some blue hole in the wall. All of a sudden, there was something on the other side of it. So, naturally, I walked in it. I appeared in some strange laboratory through an orange whole in the wall. I was utterly confused until I saw this man named Beetee, saying that he had made a device that had made the orange hole on the wall. A 'portal gun' he called it.  Apparently it was connected to the blue portal in Oz, so, here I am. *end of flash back that was never really a flashback* 8D

Annie-O__e S-so...there's a portal in between your world and ours?

Fiyero-Yes, I guess that's correct.

Annie-And there are more people like you that can come here through that portal?

Fiyero-Yes, more or less.

Annie-*Stares off into space* O_O We're all screwed.

Season#2-Oz's Intrusion Episode#33-Annie Cresta and Fiyero Tigelaar

*A HOUSE BY THE SEA IN DISTRICT 4*

Annie-*rocking in a ball* Finnick, finnick. Fiiiiiiinnnniiiiccckkkk....

*Knock at door*

Annie-AAAAHHHHHHH

Fiyero-Sorry.

Annie-W-who a-a-re y-y-y-YOU?!

Fiyero-Ma'am...I am Fiyero Tigelaar, a prince from a land far away from here, a land called Oz.

Annie-You have blue diamonds on you.

Fiyero-...Yesss, but that doesn't matter. I am here about you, Annie. See this picture?

Annie-Yes, it is of Finnick with a-a-a-aaaaa

Fiyero-It's okay. Say it.

Annie-...Another woman. *closes her eyes and covers her ears*

Fiyero-Hey,*takes her hands off her ears* It's okay. This is why I'm here. To make your dreams come true. So, why don't you leave Finnick, and come with me?

Annnie-But F-ff-f-f-f-f-finnick is my dream!!! WAAHHH

Fiyero-*sigh* This is going to be  A LOT harder than I thought...