Haymitch-And over there is the mansions for the winners of the hunger games.
Glinda-Why do they call it the hunger games?
Haymitch-Do you really wanna know, Blondie?
Glinda-No...no, not really. What do they wear?
Haymitch-Clothes. We can't let them go naked, now can we? *laughs* It would make for better tv...
Glinda-Hw much longer is this tooouuurrr
Elphaba-Glindie, stop complaining. I'm like the tour guid-...I mean tour. *blushes*
Glinda-*stares*...Okaaaayyyyy...
Haymitch-And we're black at the Hob where you can find all of District 12's black market goods. Tell, Miss Upland, would you like this necklace? It was stolen from the Capitol and the theif only got the electric chair!
Glinda-O_O
Haymitch-And next we have the town square, better known for when Effie announces the tributes for our district.
Glinda-Whose Effie?
Haymitch-And annoying bitch.
Glinda-HAYMITCH! Young children are reading!
Haymitch-Sorry.
Glinda-Thank you.
Haymitch-I'm not really.
Glinda-*glare*
Haymitch-Okay, tour's over.
Glinda-Thank Oz. *walks off*
Elphaba-*blushing* Would you like to take a ride on my broom with me?
Haymitch-Is it long and narrow?
Elphaba-Yes.
Haymitch-Then, eff yeah.
Elphaba-Hop on.
Haymitch-*gets on* Do you know where to find a broom tree cause I gotta find me one of these*
Elphaba-Yes, but it may take a few weeks.
Haymitch-Okay. *Haymitch takes off his shirt and flies on wings right beside Elphaba*
Elphaba-You can fly?!
Haymitch-Yep, no flashbacks this time.
Elphaba-Huh?
Haymitch-Nothin'. *leans in and they kiss*
*they fly into a tree and hit the ground*
Both-OWWWIEE!!!
Glinda-Why do they call it the hunger games?
Haymitch-Do you really wanna know, Blondie?
Glinda-No...no, not really. What do they wear?
Haymitch-Clothes. We can't let them go naked, now can we? *laughs* It would make for better tv...
Glinda-Hw much longer is this tooouuurrr
Elphaba-Glindie, stop complaining. I'm like the tour guid-...I mean tour. *blushes*
Glinda-*stares*...Okaaaayyyyy...
Haymitch-And we're black at the Hob where you can find all of District 12's black market goods. Tell, Miss Upland, would you like this necklace? It was stolen from the Capitol and the theif only got the electric chair!
Glinda-O_O
Haymitch-And next we have the town square, better known for when Effie announces the tributes for our district.
Glinda-Whose Effie?
Haymitch-And annoying bitch.
Glinda-HAYMITCH! Young children are reading!
Haymitch-Sorry.
Glinda-Thank you.
Haymitch-I'm not really.
Glinda-*glare*
Haymitch-Okay, tour's over.
Glinda-Thank Oz. *walks off*
Elphaba-*blushing* Would you like to take a ride on my broom with me?
Haymitch-Is it long and narrow?
Elphaba-Yes.
Haymitch-Then, eff yeah.
Elphaba-Hop on.
Haymitch-*gets on* Do you know where to find a broom tree cause I gotta find me one of these*
Elphaba-Yes, but it may take a few weeks.
Haymitch-Okay. *Haymitch takes off his shirt and flies on wings right beside Elphaba*
Elphaba-You can fly?!
Haymitch-Yep, no flashbacks this time.
Elphaba-Huh?
Haymitch-Nothin'. *leans in and they kiss*
*FIVE MINUTES LATER*
*they fly into a tree and hit the ground*
Both-OWWWIEE!!!
*Referring to Gregory Maguire's book OUT OF OZ where Elphaba's granddaughter buries the broom and grimmerie and a broom tree grows. Keep reading if you just said WTF."
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