Everyone-*laughs at Haymitch*
Haymitch-shut up. *they still laugh* SHUT UP. *still laughing* I SAID SHUT UP!!!! *pulls out pocket knife and a bottle of whiskey *he takes a drink* Who's first?
Effie-*runs away screaming* MANNERS HAYMITCH!!!!
Gale-I'm not involved in this. See ya later *walks off casually*
Peeta-*pulls out loaf of bread* PROTECT MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Katniss-Noobs. *Pulls out bow and arrow* Put the knife down Haymitch. And give me the whiskey. I want ti.
Haymitch-NO! MINE! *comes after Katniss with the knife and misses her entirely*
Katniss-That's why you don't drink when you're attacking people.
Haymitch-*Takes another drink* whateve...r...* passes out drunk*
Katniss-I win~
Peeta-*looking out from behind his bread* is it over?
Katniss-Yes, now get up, you freaking pansy.
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