*Katniss and Peeta are on a date*
Peeta-This is nice. Just you and me...
Katniss-And the 58 reporters from the capitol outside?
Peeta-Yeeeeppppp...Actually, Effie says it's inappropriate for us to be on a date alone, so she sent a chaperon.
Katniss-Dear God...
Haymitch-Hey you two!!
Peeta-Hey, Haymitch
Haymitch-Hey is for horses you little fruit-loo. So, Princess of Darkness, he knock you up yet?
Katniss-...Can I kill him?
Haymitch-Save it for the games
Katniss-We already went through the games!!!!
Haymitch-Really? Whoa, I need to put down the whiskey for a minute...
Katniss-Please?
Peeta-No, Katniss.
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