Effie-Katniss! Haymitch!!OMG!
Katniss-*to Peeta*Omg?
Effie-The arena broke!
Haymitch-The Arena...broke?
Effie-Yeah!! Everything from last year is coming out!! They've already hit some of the districts!!
Peeta-So, this means tracker jackers and-
Katniss-...Mutts...
Haymitch-Well crap. There goes the population.
Effie-Don't say that! Just hold me!
Haymitch-Wha-*she jumps on him* Ahhh!!
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Peeta-There's nothing left to do but wait
Katniss-Peeta, I'm scared.
Gale-I'll protect you, Katniss
Katniss-Yeah, yeah
Peeta-...Wh-what is that?
Katniss-What?
Peeta-Coming out of the trees...
Katniss-Aw crap! It's Thresh! They sent us the steriod mutt? Really?
Peeta-That's not very nice, Katniss. He saved your life
Katniss-And now he's going to eat us
Peeta-Well-...yeah, ya got me there
Effie-What are we going to do?! *faints*
Peeta-There's only one thing we can do
Gale-Run screaming?
Katniss-What?
Gale-I mean, beat em with my bare hands and feed em to my children. Cuz imma man!
Katniss-...you have children?
Peeta-Stop it!...Only Katniss can save us
Katniss-wha-
Peeta-Katniss, you have to sing
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