*At Gala*
Katniss-I can't believe you actually got me to come...
Effie-STOP SLOUCHING! DO YOU WANT ME TO GET THE 'BED POSTURE STICK'!?!?
Peeta-*slowly scoots to the side, away from Effie*
Effie-*Grabs Peeta's shirt collar* So, does anyone know where Haymitch is??
Katniss-Is it really a mystery where Haymitch is? He's probably in the bathroom, throwing up his last two gallons of liquor.
Effie-Yeegads! Who let him drink that much!? You and Peeta were suppossed to be supervising his drinking habbits!!!
Peeta-Can you use smaller words?=3
Katniss-We WERE. But then SOMEONE said that I had to come to this retarded gala.
Effie-But it only took you an hour to get ready! Haymitch was with us the entire time other than that!
Katniss-Have you noticed he can drink A LOT when we're not around??
Peeta-One time, when Ripper, the lady who sells liquor in District 12, wasn't in the hob, I got Haymitch 40 bottles of rubbing alchohol. I came back to his house in an hour and he had drunken all of them! X3 impressive, huh??
Katniss-D8
Effie-D8
Peeta-What?
Katniss-I can't believe you actually got me to come...
Effie-STOP SLOUCHING! DO YOU WANT ME TO GET THE 'BED POSTURE STICK'!?!?
Peeta-*slowly scoots to the side, away from Effie*
Effie-*Grabs Peeta's shirt collar* So, does anyone know where Haymitch is??
Katniss-Is it really a mystery where Haymitch is? He's probably in the bathroom, throwing up his last two gallons of liquor.
Effie-Yeegads! Who let him drink that much!? You and Peeta were suppossed to be supervising his drinking habbits!!!
Peeta-Can you use smaller words?=3
Katniss-We WERE. But then SOMEONE said that I had to come to this retarded gala.
Effie-But it only took you an hour to get ready! Haymitch was with us the entire time other than that!
Katniss-Have you noticed he can drink A LOT when we're not around??
Peeta-One time, when Ripper, the lady who sells liquor in District 12, wasn't in the hob, I got Haymitch 40 bottles of rubbing alchohol. I came back to his house in an hour and he had drunken all of them! X3 impressive, huh??
Katniss-D8
Effie-D8
Peeta-What?
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