*Peeta is walking into the guys restroom to find Haymitch*
Peeta-Haymitch? You okay in there?
Haymitch-*Walking out* Oh...* all drunken words, slurred and high pitched*Hey, Peeta...what are you doing here?
Peeta-Effie made us come to the dance and she's waitng to dance with you.
Haymitch-Oh. She is, is she? Well, I better not keep her waiting...*BANG* ow...*Haymitch walked into a wall*Oh, there you are Effie, lets dance.
Katniss-Um...why is Haymitch dancing with a pole?
Peeta-...He thinks it is Effie.
Katniss-Does he know that Effie is crying in the bathroom saying that no one loves her or cares about her.
Peeta-Nope, but thats no big surprise either.
***
Peeta-Well, someones gotta get Effie. She's been crying for quite some time. I can hear her through the door. She brought a DVD player in there and is watching the Notebook. She started yelling at it a few minutes ago...And Haymitch asked the pole if it wanted to go to his room to 'talk'...I'm afraid, man...
Katniss-Well then, got get her.
Peeta-Katniss, that is the girls bathroom.
Katniss-So?
Peeta-Katniss, in case you didn't notice when you were patching up my leg injury-which was extremly close to my crotch-I don't have a-
Katniss-OKAY! OKAY!! What do you suggest?
Peeta-*eyebrow raise*
Katniss-Oh, dear Lord.
***
Katniss-He really doesn't understand what's going on. If he was sober-
Effie-He's never sober! That's just it!! He won't ever understand because he's never..ever...*Sobs*
Katniss-*leaves to speak with Peeta* Talk to Haymitch
Peeta-I can do better than that. Tell him to drink this.
Katniss-*sniff* WHat is it?
Peeta-*smile*
***
Haymitch-*sputtering* WTF WAS THAT?
Peeta-De-tox
Haymitch-Well, Imma go re-tox.
Katniss-No. Talk to Effie. Now.
Haymitch-Where is she?
Katniss-The women's restroom.
Haymitch-Okay *walks in*
Katniss-...Why?
***
Effie-*still sobbing* What on Earth are you doing in the women's restroom, Haymitch??
Haymitch-I...uh...well..want to...uh...apologize for my..uh...drunken...ness...
Peeta-*Gives Haymitch Thumbs up. Mouths:"Keep Going!"*
Haymitch-I...uh shouldn't be treating you like this and...uh...OH SCREW IT! JUST COME DANCE WITH ME!
Effie-Really!?
Haymitch-...Yeah *holds you hand*
Effie-*takes hand, drags him out of the bathroom to go dance*
Katniss-Well, that waas one of the sappiest things I've ever seen in my entire liffe.
Peeta-THAT WAS SO CUTE!!!X3
Katniss-Yes, a drunk and a capitol lady discussing their relationship in the bathroom. How cute.
Peeta-You have no heart.
Katniss-I kill bunnies. I haven't had a heart for a while. But... the Capitol camera crews are waiting for us to dance together. So, I guess we have no choice. Shall we?
Peeta-OHGOSHYES!!!*Drags Katniss out of the bathroom*
Peeta-Haymitch? You okay in there?
Haymitch-*Walking out* Oh...* all drunken words, slurred and high pitched*Hey, Peeta...what are you doing here?
Peeta-Effie made us come to the dance and she's waitng to dance with you.
Haymitch-Oh. She is, is she? Well, I better not keep her waiting...*BANG* ow...*Haymitch walked into a wall*Oh, there you are Effie, lets dance.
Katniss-Um...why is Haymitch dancing with a pole?
Peeta-...He thinks it is Effie.
Katniss-Does he know that Effie is crying in the bathroom saying that no one loves her or cares about her.
Peeta-Nope, but thats no big surprise either.
***
Peeta-Well, someones gotta get Effie. She's been crying for quite some time. I can hear her through the door. She brought a DVD player in there and is watching the Notebook. She started yelling at it a few minutes ago...And Haymitch asked the pole if it wanted to go to his room to 'talk'...I'm afraid, man...
Katniss-Well then, got get her.
Peeta-Katniss, that is the girls bathroom.
Katniss-So?
Peeta-Katniss, in case you didn't notice when you were patching up my leg injury-which was extremly close to my crotch-I don't have a-
Katniss-OKAY! OKAY!! What do you suggest?
Peeta-*eyebrow raise*
Katniss-Oh, dear Lord.
***
Katniss-He really doesn't understand what's going on. If he was sober-
Effie-He's never sober! That's just it!! He won't ever understand because he's never..ever...*Sobs*
Katniss-*leaves to speak with Peeta* Talk to Haymitch
Peeta-I can do better than that. Tell him to drink this.
Katniss-*sniff* WHat is it?
Peeta-*smile*
***
Haymitch-*sputtering* WTF WAS THAT?
Peeta-De-tox
Haymitch-Well, Imma go re-tox.
Katniss-No. Talk to Effie. Now.
Haymitch-Where is she?
Katniss-The women's restroom.
Haymitch-Okay *walks in*
Katniss-...Why?
***
Effie-*still sobbing* What on Earth are you doing in the women's restroom, Haymitch??
Haymitch-I...uh...well..want to...uh...apologize for my..uh...drunken...ness...
Peeta-*Gives Haymitch Thumbs up. Mouths:"Keep Going!"*
Haymitch-I...uh shouldn't be treating you like this and...uh...OH SCREW IT! JUST COME DANCE WITH ME!
Effie-Really!?
Haymitch-...Yeah *holds you hand*
Effie-*takes hand, drags him out of the bathroom to go dance*
Katniss-Well, that waas one of the sappiest things I've ever seen in my entire liffe.
Peeta-THAT WAS SO CUTE!!!X3
Katniss-Yes, a drunk and a capitol lady discussing their relationship in the bathroom. How cute.
Peeta-You have no heart.
Katniss-I kill bunnies. I haven't had a heart for a while. But... the Capitol camera crews are waiting for us to dance together. So, I guess we have no choice. Shall we?
Peeta-OHGOSHYES!!!*Drags Katniss out of the bathroom*
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