Episode #45-Before the Bloodbath

DISTRICT 12

Peeta-*sitting on roof of the training center* So...*leans in closer to Katniss* Another Games, huh? This'll be fun.

Katniss:*leans away* Oh, yeah, so fun. Only one of us will live this time. So fun.

Peeta-I'm sure you'll win.

Katniss-...Whatever...you know I'm going to do what ever I can to protect you, right? I'm not going to let you die.

Peeta-*looks away and shakes head*
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DISTRICT 11

Sokka-So...ladies? How fast you think it'll take me to win the games?

Azula: Puh-lease! It will take ME a matter of seconds to kill all of you!

Toph: Uh, yeah. Whatever. You wanna go now, seeing girl?

Azula: I'll give you a head start, blind girl. *evil snickers*

Sokka:Girls, girls. Let's not fight *laughs* over me.

Toph-*Turns head in Azula's direction* How about we kill him now?
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DISTRICT 10

Captain America-Alright, men. Let's make our country proud!

Black Widow-Sure, uh-huh. When do we start killing?

Hawkeye-*sleeping*Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...I love you, Tasha...

Black Widow-Niiiiccceee. I will regret killing him, but not that much.

Captain America-*Holds up shield* PRIDE!=)

Black Widow-*Derp/Facepalm*
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Galinda-Boq, did you shine my shoes for tomorrow?

Boq-Y-yes, Galinda! *Heart. Gives her her shoes*

Galinda-Thank you, Biq. *smile*

Elphie-Glinda, it's BOQ. I just think youu should know that information before you die.

Galinda-Die? *laugh* I'll have you know, I intend to join those careers and SURVIVE. Plus, those from richer districts are much more my style and MUCH more attractive. *heart*

Boq-:(

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Six-*Punching wall* You guys better train if you want to stand a chance.

Sam-I can't train. All I can think about is if that I want to live, I have to kill my best friends. :(

Four-Same, sorry, dude, but you're gonna have to get over it.

Sam-Why? Why should I? I should just kill myself right now and save you guys the trouble.

Four-Same! Just--...I don't know, man...It's just--we all have to try to survive. Don't give up. You have as much as a chance as any of us.

Sam-Yesh, right. I'm just...not prepared to lose you.
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Zuko-Sooooo, are you two dating? 'Cause that's gotta blow.

Aang-Why do you ask, Zuko? You jealous~~~? >:)

Zuko-Oh, yeah. Whatever. I'm too sadistic to give into the Zatara fangirl like that.

Katara-Really? You won't give into it, Zuzu? *takes her down down. Looks at Zuko seductively*

Zuko-Duh...uh-er-uh...psh. I have a girlfriend who has a lot less boob than you....

Aang-Just stay away from Katara, Zuko. Otherwise...*goes into Avatar state*

Zuko-Psh, dude, I could kill you right now, and all your past lives would die, stupid.

Aang-*pause**exits avatar state*
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Annie-*looks back and forth nervously between Fiyero and Finnick*

Finnick-...Well, I'm going to bed. Happy Hunger Games. *leaves*

Fiyero-Well...this has been awkward....
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Fang-So, Iggy, there's another blind girl in the games. I bet she's hot.

Iggy-Hmm...well, maybe you could, you know, DESCRIBE HER TO ME.

Fang-Well...uh, she's blind.

Iggy-THAT HELPS.

Fang-I'm glad, bro. G'night. *walks off*

Iggy-Idiot...
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Ed-Alright, Al! Are you ready?

Roy-He better be. You too, Fullmetal. Because when I kill you, it will be show. And I will feed on your balls.

Al-...I'm glad I don't have any...
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Zero-*cleaning his gun* *mumbling* I'm gonna kill you, Kuran....

Kaname-Bro, your talking to yourself.

Yuk-=) Rainboooowwwwwwwwwwwwssssssssss~~~~~~~~~~~~

Episode#44-The Reaping List

Ceasar-We certainly have an interesting cast and crew for this year's Quarter Quell, don't we Claudious?

Claudious-We certainly do, Ceasar.

Ceasar-From District 1, we have Kaname Kuran, Yuki Kuran, and Zero Kiryu. Amazing, that bunch. District 2 has Roy Mustang, and the brothers Edward and Alphonse Elric.  Family...wow...

Claudious-Wouldn't wanna be in that situation.

Ceasar-In District 3, we have Max Martinez, Iggy Griffiths, and Fang.

Claudius-Fang...?

Ceasar-...It just says Fang...Well, for District 4,  the love-struck Annie Cresta returns in a sad-turn of events with her lover, Fiyero Tiggelar, and her ex-fiance, Finnick Odair, who is currently dating the sister of former winner, Katniss Everdden. Never ending heartbreak, it seems for Miss Cresta. District 5 brings us the Avatar Aang, and his girlfriend, Katara. And the future Fire Lord, Prince Zuko. In District 6, we have Number Four, John Smith, his best friend, Sam Goode, and Number Six.

Claudious-...Numbers?

Ceasar-Bro, they just tell me what to say. District 7, we have Galinda Upland, Elphaba Thropp, and Boq. District 8, we have Captain America, Hawkeye, and Black Widow.

Claudious-Alright...

Ceasar-Bro!! In District 9, we have Alice, Ariel, and Boo. In District 10, Woody, Timon, and Slenderman.

Claudious-Psh, Slenderman? What kindda name is that? It's like a friggin- *Tenticles grab Claudious and drags him offstage. AHHHHHH!!

Ceasar-Holy Crap, Bro!! My oompa loompa's gone!! Anyway, in District 11, we have the Fire Lord's Daughter, Azula. Sokka, brother to Katara, and Toph. Who is blind. In District 12, we have the star-crossed lovers Katniss and Peeta. Along with Haymitch Abernathy...white trash...

And that's it! Keep reading Hunger Mania! And let the 75th Hunger Games begin!

Episode#43-Blank Slate With Cracks

Effie-So, I'll see you later Prim?

Prim-Yeah, Effie. When I can. *Effie leaves* Well...time to-F-Finnick?

Finnick-Primrose...

Prim-*looks down* How have you been?

Finnick-Well, if you don't mind my being honest, I've been through hell.

Prim-...Annie, right?

Finnick-Yeah. This whole mess about that moron from Oz...She? Marry him?

Prim-Should it matter? You and I...

Finnick-...What? We're what, Prim?

Prim-...I'd like to say this is a rough spot. Maybe it was a blessing that Annie and you...well, maybe it's best that the past is dead and gone. Now you and I...well, we don't have to worry. Isn't that better?...Finnick?

Finnick-Well, what do you want me to say, Prim? I'm happy she doesn't want me? What if your precious Gale said he couldn't stand you, huh?

Prim-Finn-!

Finnick-Just!...stop, okay? Just stop...I'll see you tomorrow, alright? Your place? Clear head and heart?

Prim-*looks down* I go to the Capitol tomorrow...

Finnick-Hey...I'll be there. Okay?

Prim-*smiles* Okay.

Episode#42-Effie's Savior

*Effie running to the hanging tree*

Effie-If i have to live in a world without Haymitch *voice trembling* then I won't live at all.

(gets noose and starts tying it)

Prim-No, Effie! Don't, don't! Don't hurt yourself just because of Haymitch.

Effie-I have to...I have nothing to live for any more.

Prim-*Puts her hand over Effie's* Effie, just because Haymitch doesn't want you around, doesn't mean that I don't or Katniss or Peeta or any other of our...friends don't.

Effie-Relationship problems too?

Prim-...Yeah. But I'm not killing my self over it...again. I'm still living because it would kill Katniss and so many others if I died. They keep me going.

Effie-I see your point. But...

Prim-But what?

Effie-Can we get back at Haymitch for what he did to me?

Prim-Oh, yeah. He deserves it for leaving you.
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Haymitch-That...was one fun party.

Elphaba-Suuureee wasss...*leans in to kiss*

Effie-Knock, knock! Ooops? Was I interrupting something? *glares*

Haymitch-Effie, not at all. Where did you come from, pray tell?

Effie-Oh, just got off the train. I just wanted to collect you for our yearly meeting at the Capitol.

Haymitch-Babe, you know I don't go to those.

Effie-Don't call me babe! You and your...friend...will have to postpone...whatever this is for another time!

Haymitch-Are you jealous, babe?

Effie-Of course not.

Haymitch-But your upset? *smiles*

Effie-Of course.

Haymitch-And why?

Effie-I was...simply under the impression that you and I...

Haymitch-Were together?

Effie-Well, yes! Come on, get on the train!

Haymitch-And what? Listen to President Snow drone on and on? No thanks. There's nothing I need to know-

Effie-It's the Quarter Quell, Haymitch. They are bringing in old tributes. There are only two male tributes in District 12.

Haymitch-*pales* I...

Effie-But there is an unlimited amount so Peeta may keep you company.

Haymitch-I have to go back into the games...with KATNISS?

Effie-Yes. A rather fitting punishment, don't you think? Your punishment for mistreating me.

Haymitch-MY PUNISHMENT IS MY DEATH?

Effie-When you say it that way, it sounds so cruel. Not my idea, Haymitch. See you at the capitol. *Leaves*

Haymitch-I'M GONNA KILL HER

Elphaba-Haymitch, don't. Revenge can work in both ways.

Haymitch-Heh...revenge. *smiles*
 

Episode#41-I'll Tell You My Dirty Little Secret

*Effie overhearing*
Katniss-Hey, did you hear?

Peeta-What?

Katniss-Haymitch and the green girl went to the Philosophy Club last night.

Peeta-*looks blankly*

Katniss-*sigh* (whispers in his ear)

Peeta-*eyes wide* I don't think my mommy wants me to know about that kind of stuff.

Katniss-Too late.

Peeta-...Are we going to do that after we get married?

Katniss-*stares*

Effie-Wait, Katniss, what did you say about Haymitch? The green girl...

Katniss-Yeah. Why?

Effie-*trembling* No reason...*leaves*

Katniss-What's her problem?

Peeta-I think she's suffering heartbreak.

Katniss-Sooooooo?

Finnick-You really have no heart.

Katniss-If you think so, Finnick.

Episode#40-The Philosophy Club

Haymitch-So...do you know any good clubs?

Elphaba-...Maybe. Do you like getting down and dirty? But most importantly...

Haymitch-Please say drunk.

Elphaba-Aw, you ruined it. *smiles*

Haymitch-Well, let's go!
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Haymitch-So what did you say the name of this club is called?

Elphaba-...I-uh-Didn't. I don't even remember. Must've slipped my mind!

Haymitch-Uh-huh.

Elphaba-*thinks* I can't let him know...

Haymitch-Let's dance!

*they dance for a while*

Haymitch-This is fuuunnn.

Elphaba-Yeah...

Haymitch-Elphie, why did the music stop?...Why are they going into corners? Why...YOU DIDN'T.

Elphaba-I-I'm sorry. I thought-I mean...I was afraid that if I told you the truth, you wouldn't come.

Haymitch-WHAT?! I love this kind of club! Let's go!

Elphaba-Actually, I booked a room.

Haymitch-*smiles* Even better.

*They go to their room, hand in hand*










This episode was referring to the Philosophy Club scene from Gregory Maguire's WICKED.

 

Episode#39-Unfinished Business

Gale-Yo, Finnick

Finnick-Oh, hey dude.

Gale-...What are you doing?

Finnick-...Leaving. I've been waiting to talk to Annie's lawyer for the past three hours. He hasn't shown yet. And everywhere I turn, all the Capitol is on about how I cheated on Annie, was engaged to Prim, and how Annie's with that idiot from Oz. And I can't even reach her lawyer!

Gale-Have you talked to Prim since the fight?

Finnick-No. It's funny how WE aren't fighting anymore and she and I still are.

Gale-Yeah. She and I haven't spoken since either.

Finnick-Dude, can you drive me to the law office? Annie and I NEED to settle this paper work. I don't even know the lawyer's name.

Gale-Let's get lookin'.
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Gale-You didn't tell me there were a thousand lawyers in this office. We've been looking for hours now. It's like looking for a needle in a haystack.

Peeta-More like looking for a specific needle in a stack of needles.

Gale&Finnick-?

Peeta-A needle would stand out in a haystack. We are looking for a particular needle. Mr. Dude!!

Lawyer-Ah, Mr. Odair

Finnick-I just came to settle-

Lawyer-No need. Annie's already switched everything from your name to her new fiances.

Finnick-...What?

Episode#38-Haymitch's Tour (Part 2)

Haymitch-And over there is the mansions for the winners of the hunger games.

Glinda-Why do they call it the hunger games?

Haymitch-Do you really wanna know, Blondie?

Glinda-No...no, not really. What do they wear?

Haymitch-Clothes. We can't let them go naked, now can we? *laughs* It would make for better tv...

Glinda-Hw much longer is this tooouuurrr

Elphaba-Glindie, stop complaining. I'm like the tour guid-...I mean tour. *blushes*

Glinda-*stares*...Okaaaayyyyy...

Haymitch-And we're black at the Hob where you can find all of District 12's black market goods. Tell, Miss Upland, would you like this necklace? It was stolen from the Capitol and the theif only got the electric chair!

Glinda-O_O

Haymitch-And next we have the town square, better known for when Effie announces the tributes for our district.

Glinda-Whose Effie?

Haymitch-And annoying bitch.

Glinda-HAYMITCH! Young children are reading!

Haymitch-Sorry.

Glinda-Thank you.

Haymitch-I'm not really.

Glinda-*glare*

Haymitch-Okay, tour's over.

Glinda-Thank Oz. *walks off*

Elphaba-*blushing* Would you like to take a ride on my broom with me?

Haymitch-Is it long and narrow?

Elphaba-Yes.

Haymitch-Then, eff yeah.

Elphaba-Hop on.

Haymitch-*gets on* Do you know where to find a broom tree cause I gotta find me one of these*

Elphaba-Yes, but it may take a few weeks.

Haymitch-Okay. *Haymitch takes off his shirt and flies on wings right beside Elphaba*

Elphaba-You can fly?!

Haymitch-Yep, no flashbacks this time.

Elphaba-Huh?

Haymitch-Nothin'. *leans in and they kiss*

*FIVE MINUTES LATER*

 



*they fly into a tree and hit the ground*
Both-OWWWIEE!!!

 

 

 

*Referring to Gregory Maguire's book OUT OF OZ where Elphaba's granddaughter buries the broom and grimmerie and a broom tree grows. Keep reading if you just said WTF."

Episode#37-Haymitch's Tour

Glinda-So, what exactly is a…Hob?

Haymitch-Anything you want it to be, baby.

Glinda-…Stay away from me.

Elphaba-Don’t take it personally. She’s like this.

Haymitch-Eh, I’m used to it. So, you ladies want me to show you a good time?

Elphaba-Sure. J

Glinda-NO.                                                               

Haymitch-Then come on!!! *grabs their wrists and pulls them*

Elphaba-WEEEE!!

Glinda-AHHHHH!!!

Haymitch-Hahahahaaaaaa!!!!

Episode#36-Welcome to the Hob

Glinda-Elfie!!

Effie-What?

Elphaba-Glinda!

Glinda-Anyone wanna tell me where we are and why it stinks like-

Haymitch-Welcome to the Hob.

Glinda-Ew.

Elphaba-Did anyone else follow you in here?

Glinda-Nessa, maybe? Boq?

Morrible-And us!

Elphaba-Ehhh!!

Glinda-Madame Morrible!

Haymitch-And President Snow’s shorter eviler twin!

Wizard-Hey!

Elphaba-…You are short.

Wizard-Screw you. Well, I’m off to kill your leader and conquer your country and turn it green.

Elphaba-What the heck is wrong with you?

Episode#35-The Wicked Witch of the West/The Ancient Art of Flirting

 

Elphaba-Made it! *looks around and sees Beetee.* You. Have you seen a black guy with blue diamond tattoos come through here?

Beetee-Y-yes…

Elphaba-Which way did he go?

Beetee-*points in direction of district 12*

Elphaba-Thanks. *gets on broom and flies off*

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Haymitch-Hey! What’s that in the sky?

Katniss-It’s a bird.

Gale-It’s a plane.

Peeta-No! It’s a loaf of bread!

Finnick-Since when is bread green.

All-GREEN?!

Finnick-Yeah, green. Can’t you guys see?

All-Yes.

Haymitch-It’s-It’s-It’s OW!

Elphaba-Sorry I’m loo-

Haymitch-Hey, beautiful.

Elphaba-Your sezy

Haymitch-sezy?

Elphaba-ACHOO!

Haymitch-I get it now.

Katniss-WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!

Finnick-It’s something you’ve never heard of.

Katniss-What’s that?

Finnick-The ancient art of flirting.

Katniss-Very funny.

 

 

 

Episode#34-Oz's Portal Gun

Annie-H-H-H-How did you get herre??

Fiyero-Well, it's all a rather long story. I tall began in Oz. *flashback~~* I was just going to see my friend, Elphaba, one day. (I had no intention of doing it...okay, I lied.) and she showed me this thing she made wth magic (she's a witch btw) it was some blue hole in the wall. All of a sudden, there was something on the other side of it. So, naturally, I walked in it. I appeared in some strange laboratory through an orange whole in the wall. I was utterly confused until I saw this man named Beetee, saying that he had made a device that had made the orange hole on the wall. A 'portal gun' he called it.  Apparently it was connected to the blue portal in Oz, so, here I am. *end of flash back that was never really a flashback* 8D

Annie-O__e S-so...there's a portal in between your world and ours?

Fiyero-Yes, I guess that's correct.

Annie-And there are more people like you that can come here through that portal?

Fiyero-Yes, more or less.

Annie-*Stares off into space* O_O We're all screwed.

Season#2-Oz's Intrusion Episode#33-Annie Cresta and Fiyero Tigelaar

*A HOUSE BY THE SEA IN DISTRICT 4*

Annie-*rocking in a ball* Finnick, finnick. Fiiiiiiinnnniiiiccckkkk....

*Knock at door*

Annie-AAAAHHHHHHH

Fiyero-Sorry.

Annie-W-who a-a-re y-y-y-YOU?!

Fiyero-Ma'am...I am Fiyero Tigelaar, a prince from a land far away from here, a land called Oz.

Annie-You have blue diamonds on you.

Fiyero-...Yesss, but that doesn't matter. I am here about you, Annie. See this picture?

Annie-Yes, it is of Finnick with a-a-a-aaaaa

Fiyero-It's okay. Say it.

Annie-...Another woman. *closes her eyes and covers her ears*

Fiyero-Hey,*takes her hands off her ears* It's okay. This is why I'm here. To make your dreams come true. So, why don't you leave Finnick, and come with me?

Annnie-But F-ff-f-f-f-f-finnick is my dream!!! WAAHHH

Fiyero-*sigh* This is going to be  A LOT harder than I thought...

Episode#32-The Battle Begins

Prim-I-I wasn't making out with him! You know I wouldn't do that, Finnick!

Finnick-*holds up magazine* Really?

Prim-We didn't mean to! It just kind of-- happened. I'm sorry...

Gale-Oh, what are you mad about anyway, fish boy? You have no room to get about any one cheating.

Finnick-*gets mad, punches Gale in the face* You watch your mouth!!

Katniss-Finnick! Gale! Enough! There are enough idiots around her without you guys acting like it! Just stop!

Finnick-I thinkk you would get mad if someone made out with your fiance!

Katniss-No. I really don't care if someone made out with mine. *glances over at Peeta, eating bread*

Finnick-*also glancing over* Well...you know what I mean!

Gale-Oh, you're just made that you can't hold onto a girl, Finnick. *smirk*

Finnick-*Picks up Gale by his shirt.* If you don't shut up and leave me and Primrose alone, I swaer I will impale you with a trident.

Gale-*sarcastic* I'm so scared.

Finnick-You will be. *puts him down and leaves*

Episode#31-Treachery

Gale-You are an amazing dancer, Prim.

Prim-Your not half bad, either.

Gale-Eh, ya know. I got the moves. *shakes hips*

Prim-*laughs and snorts, covers her mouth*

Gale-I didn't know you snort.

Prim-I never laugh that hard.

Gale-Well, it's cute.

Prim-...Gale-

Dude-Okay, this is the last song of the night and we are gonna slow it down. So grab a partner!

Gale-Miss Everdeen?

Prim-*giggle* Yes?

Gale-May I have this dance?

Prim-...Most certainly, sir.

*Gale twirls Prim and dips her, she grabs his face and they kiss*

Gale-...Whoa.

Prim-*smile*
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Finnick-*holds up magazine*

Haymitch-*reads* Everdeens. Katniss-Queen of the Games and Prim-Princess of the runway...whoa, Prim's a bra and panties model?!

Finnick-Haymitch? Can you do me a favor and turn to page 13?

Haymitch-Yeah and whoa! Gale...you little...

Finnick-Hey, Primrose, my fiance? Can I ask you something? WHY WERE YOU MAKING OUT WITH GALE!

Episode#30-Light Can Be Found in the Darkest of Places

Gale-So, I was saying-

Peeta-Do you hear that?

Gale-Hear what?

Peeta-Listen.

Gale-...It's coming from the closet. Let me check it out. *goes to closet, shuts door behind him, turns on light* Prim?

Prim-G-gale?

Gale-What are you doing in here, honey? What did Finnick do? Prim!

Prim-*sobs* Do you know how hard it is? Being wiht some one and not being able to be with them? I haven't even touched Finnick since we boarded that train to here two days ago. It sucks!

Gale-Prim? Hey, honey? This party is for you, okay? Now, if Finnick doesn't want to show the Capitol the most beautiful girl in the world, then I will. Let's get out of this closet.

Prim-*smile* Okay.

Episode#29-The Capitol and It's Press

Finnick-I told you, Prim. I can't dance with you here. I really am sorry. If word got back to-

Prim-Annie? I know, okay? You can't be seen with me. But I'm going to dance.

Finnick-You don't need a partner anyway. Its just freestyle and the only dance with a name are the lap dances in the corner.

Prim-Well, maybe I'll go do that!

Finnick-?Really? C'mon Prim, just-

Prim-I'm sorry, I'll go walk over ther. The reporters are here. God forbid...*she walks off*

Finnick-Prim!

Reporters-Mr. Odair! Mr. Odair?! Mr. Odair!!

Episode#28-Standing On Her Own Two Feet

Prim-Mom! We're home!

Mrs. Everdeen-In here! Prim, there's some one here to see you.

Prim-...Mr. Plutarch Heavensbee? The Game Maker?

Plutarch-Why, yes. Miss Primrose, correct? I have been sent scouting by a Capitol group and they thought you'd be just perfect for this!!

Prim-...Perfect for what?

Plutarch-Modeling. And with you being Katniss's sister, the Capitol gets its fix on Everdeen! Your going to be famous, Miss Primrose! And what a perfect name for the job, too. Primrose Everdeen. Real country and proper. The Capitol is just going to eat it up!

Katniss-She's not going.

Plutarch-Oh...well-

Prim-Who says?

Katniss-I say.

Prim-I'm not a little girl anymore, Katniss. I can do as I please. I'll do it.

Plutarch-Are you sure you don't want to talk more-

Prim-No. Take me to the Capitol.

Plutarch-Oh, well, yes. I shall. We are throwing a party for those chosen and their friends and family. Anyone in this room is invited!!

Haymitch-Will there be alcohol?

Plutarch-No.

Haymitch-Will there be women?

Plutarch-Yes.

Haymitch-I'm in.

Effie-Haymitch!

Haymitch-Er, good. I want to make them all jealous of my awesome...Effie.

Effie-You can say girlfriend.

Haymitch-*choking noises*

Effie-0-0

Haymitch-I'm sorry. I just died a little.

Effie-Hmph! *turns back on him*

Haymitch-Effie? Are you trying to give me the silent treatment?

Effie-Yes-

Haymitch-I WIN!!

Effie-*sigh*

Episode#27-All Secrets Revealed

Peeta-KATNISS

Gale-Shut up!!

Peeta-She's gonna hurt him!

Gale-Exactly!

Peeta-Ugh, KATNISS!! STOP!

Katniss-You didn't see it.

Gale-*dropping to his knees* Prim, did he hurt you?

Prim-*sobbing* N-no! He would never hurt me! He loves me!! He loves me!!

Katniss-Prim, stop crying! He's lying to you. He-

Prim-I know all about his girlfriend, okay? It doesn't matter. He's going to set things straight...he chose me... Katniss, we're going to get married.

Gale-...Prim-

Katniss-I don't want to hear that. Primrose, I don't trust him. He lied. If your getting married, your going to marry a District 12 boy. The only one I really trust is Gale, anyway. Doesn't that sound good?

Prim-No! Katniss, please! Please don't hurt him...if you kill him, you'll have to kill me too...Kat, I can't live without him...Please *lays over Finnick, blocking her shot* Please...

Katniss-...*lowers bow* If you hurt her, I swear to God-

Finnick-I will never do anything but love her. I will always love her.

Katniss-...Lets go home

Episode#26-The Search Party and Their Findings

*looking in the woods for Finnick and Prim*
Katniss-Where the heck did Finnick and Prim go?

Peeta-Don't ask me, how should I know?

Gale-They should be around here somewhere.

Katniss-If Finnick does anything to her...!


Peeta-*goes in different direction* I'll look over here.

Gale-Good idea, let's split up.

Katniss-*Walks around* Wait, why am I going this way? There's no way they would be at the hanging tree. Or... PRIMROSE!!! *runs to the tree and finds Finnick and Prim hugging* *kicks Finnick to the ground, puts her foot on his chest*And just WHAT exactly do you think you're doing?

Prim-Katniss!

Finnick-What?!

Katniss-I know perfectly well that you have a girlfriend in District 4! Why are you with my sister?!

Finnick-I-

Prim-Katniss. Please...I love him.

Katniss-*looks at Finnick and Prim* *does this for a few minutes* *gaze locks on Prim* *looks back at Finnick* *aims bow at him*

Prim-KATNISS! NO!!!!!

Episode#25-The Hanging Tree

Finnick-Prim!! Prim?? Primrose Everdeen!! Effie, where is this damn Hanging Tree?

Effie-How should I know? Don't shoot the messenger.

Finnick-Just...get outta here Effie. *she leaves* Primrose!! Prim-

Prim-*she is leaned up against the tree, twirling a piece of rope. She has been crying.* Are you...are you...coming to the tree? Where the strung up a man...they say murdered three? Strange things did happen here...no stranger would it be...if we met up at miiddddddnnnnniiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhhttt-

Finnick-Primrose?

Prim-...Finnick.

Finnick-Can we talk?

Prim-You lied to me. You told me you loved me! You've got another girl in District 4 and how many others in the Capitol? Huh? How were you planning to hurt me? Do you know how close I came to sleeping with you tonight? Very. You lied, Finnick. And I fell victim. Mr. Odair, you can just...

Finnick-Say it.

Prim-Go to Hell.

Finnick-...Fine. If that's what you want, hand me the rope.

Prim-...Wha-what?

Finnick-Miss Everdeen, I would do and will do anything for you. Even if that means it's the end of me.

Prim-...F-Finnick! Put the rope down!! Stop!! Stop!!

Finnick-Is that what you want? Say it.

Prim-Finnick Odair, if you kill yourself, I will never forgive you.

Finnick-That's not good enough *puts head through noose*

Prim-Please, Finnick...Don't....*sigh* FINNICK ODAIR, I ORDER YOU NOT TO KILL YOURSELF!!

Finnick-...That's my girl. *she runs to hug him*

Prim-*crying* You were gonna do it...weren't you?

Finnick-Miss Everdeen, your wish is my command.

Prim-Do you still love me?

Finnick-If you still have even an ounce of doubt, I really will kill myself, and write your name in my blood. I swear it.

Prim-...I still love you. Even if there is an Annie waiting for you.

Finnick-...Who told you about her?

Prim-...He told me not to tell.

Finnick-Prim!

Prim-I don't wanna...I guess if we do this love thing, there's no secrets, huh? ...It was Gale.

Finnick-...Rotten son of a-

Prim-Finnick!

Finnick-Sorry.

Prim-...Is she pretty?

Finnick-...Yeah, beautiful. But Primrose, I chose to be here, in 12, when I could be in my hometown with her.

Prim-...I have to believe you, but I do have my doubts.

Finnick-I won't hurt you.

Prim-...Not intentionally.

Episode#24-Effie's Startling News

Finnick-What-? I try to be nice...Oh...Annie...PRIM WAIT, PLEASE!! I'M SORRY ABOUT THE DRESS THING!! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT-I-

Prim-GET AWAY, FINNICK!

Effie-Finnick, wait!

Finnick-*stops running* What is it, Effie?

Effie-Can I have your autograph?

Finnick-Effie, this isn't a great time-

Effie-I'll tell you where Prim is.

Finnick-Done *signs her poster* Okay, where is she?

Effie-The hanging tree

Episode#23-"Go Home to Annie!"

Prim-The beach is so pretty.

Finnick-I love the water. Growing up in District 4, it was just natural.

Prim-Can we walk up the dock? I wanna put my feet in the water.

Finnick-Roll up your skirt, it'll get soaked.

Prim-*laugh* Okay. Finnick, the stars are so pretty. And the water is blue. And the moon...I've never seen anything so pretty.

Finnick-Yes...they are pretty...but I'm looking at the most beautiful thing God ever made.

Prim-Well, what are you* looks at him. He is looking at her* Oh...Finnick...I-
*Finnick kisses Primrose and she tries to fight him for a moment, then succumbs*

Finnick-*whispered*Do you want to try and swim now?

Prim-I don't have a bathing suit.

Finnick-You don't need one.

Prim-Finnick...stop that...you can't talk like that...

Finnick-C'mon, Prim, just-

Prim-Don't touch me! I mean it!!

Finnick-Prim-

Prim-I swear, I'll...Get away!! I hate you, Finnick!!

Finnick-I don't underst-

Prim-Go home to Annie. No one wants you here.

Finnick-Prim?

Prim-Goodbye, Finnick Odair. Don't come back. *she cries and runs off*

Episode#22-Primrose's Fantasy

Finnick-*knock*Pri-*peeps through the door*

Prim-*sitting, brushing her hair* Are you, are you coming to the tree where they strung up a man they say murdered three? Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be, if we met up at midnight near the hanging tree. *she stands up and dances*

Finnick-*knocks on the door* Primmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Prim-Huh? Oh! *opens door* Finnick...I...

Finnick-Come take a walk with me.

Prim-Oh...okay.

Episode#21-Tampons

Katniss-*sigh* Why is it every time I come home you people are in my house?

Haymitch-I ran out of alcohol

Katniss-I don't have any!!

Haymitch-No, but you have a nice crack stash under your bed.

Katniss-I-You-It-grrr!! Why were you in my room, anyway??

Haymitch-It's pretty in there.

Katniss-0-e

Finnick-Hey, is Primrose home?

Katniss-She's in her room.

Finnick-Thanks *turns to leave*

Katniss-Uh, I didn't say you could go there. That's a little girls room. She could be like, putting in a tampon or something.

Finnick-Uh, lets not forget my time in the Capitol. I think I can handle it. *Leaves*

Peeta-...Katniss?

Katniss-Yeah?

Peeta-What's a tampon?

Katniss-*Facepalm*

Episode#20-Swimming Lessons

Katniss-Did you guys find Effie and Haymitch?

Gale-YES WE DID!!

Katniss-...Well? Where are-

Gale-IF YOU WANNA KNOW GO LOOK FOR EM!!

Katniss-...

Finnick-Bad...bad experiences man...Where's Primrose?

Peeta-We couldn't find her.

Finnick-Can I go look? Please. If she's not where I hope she is, we can call some one to help us find her.

Katniss-No, she'll come home once she's over it. She just gets upset sometimes. Something bigger than what set her off. Go look. I don't care.
***
Finnick-...I was hoping you'd be here.

Prim-Fin-?

Finnick-It's not safe for you to be by the lake, though. Can you swim?

Prim-...No.

Finnick-...Want me to show you?

Prim-*smiles* Yeah...sometime...that'd be great.

Finnick-...You okay?

Prim-Gale...Gale just...ugh!  He's...impossible!

Finnick-He's like your brother. Brothers are impossible.

Prim-I've had a lot of family added on since Katniss entered the games. Peeta's like a brother.Haymitch and Effie are like an Uncle and Aunt. Rue, even through the screen, she could've been my twin.

Finnick-What am I?

Prim-...I don't know. You don't fit in an immediate family setting. *looks away*

Finnick-Am I like a friend?...Am I more?

Prim-...I've changed my mind about those swimming lessons, Finnick. *she leaves*

Finnick-...Prim...

Episode#19-'Cause All Men Like to Play at The National Passtime

Katniss-Why are we here?

Prim-Cuz all men like to play at THE NATIONAL PASSTIME-!!

Katniss-Never do that again.

Peeta-C'mon, Kat, you'll like baseball.

Katniss-Muscled idiots who don't know how to count their toes swinging bats. Yeah. My dream has been realized.

Finnick-...Have you always been this morbid?

Gale-Yes. She has. I kill innocent little God-made creatures wit her every weekend.

Crowd-*turns and stares*

Peeta-...ha!...ha! Good one...Gaallee...ehh

Prim-What is wrong with you?!

Gale-I just...uh...

Prim-I can't believe you would say something like that in public, Gale, that's Katniss' personal life!

Gale-Prim-*she runs off*

Katniss-I'll go get her, okay? *she and Peeta leave*

Finnick-Way to go, dude! You can't say that crap! It's illegal!  You two could get in trouble for that! Then who will take care of Primrose? Huh? It can't be me. You know that.

Gale-Just shut up, okay? Let's go find Effie and Haymitch
***

Gale-XD...0-e....

Finnick-I told you not to check behind the dumpster!!

Gale-MY EYEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!

Episode#18-From Hero to Drunkard on the Turn of a Dime...

Peeta-Weren't you supposed to be sober?

Haymitch-I was. Now I'm not. 8burp*

Prim-ew...

Finnick-Let's get Katniss...and Haymitch home...

Katniss-fgtyhujhgfgthyujik...

Prim-...uhhhh..Yeah.Sure...(what??)

Haymitch-Where's the liquor...?

Finnick-Uh...you broke the last bottle

Haymitch-CRAP! I want my dang liquor!!! *starts kicking stuff*

Peeta-Haymitch, calm down. Just try being sober for once, ple-*gets kicked in the prosthetic leg by Haymitch*
*Haymitch keeps kicking, breaking it* Wow...that really would've hurt.

Prim-PEETA! Your leg!

Peeta-Ah, it's fine. *loses balance and falls over* ...ow

Finnick-It's obviously NOT fine!

Peeta-You're over reacting

Katniss-...What happened? *sees Peeta on the floor*...I didn't give you any drugs, right??

Peeta-Uh...no...why?

Katniss-NO REASON! Heh. Heh...

Finnick-Alright...can we just get everyone back home? I've had enough of this.

Haymitch-I'll get Efffiieeeeeeeeeeeeee...!! *runs off...somewhere*

Finnick-And I guess I'll get Peeta

Dude-GIGGITY!

Finnick-WILL YOU SHUT UP!!! I will CARRY Peeta!

Episode#17-KATNISS SMASH

Prim-What do we do?!

Katniss-KATNISS SMASH!

Finnick-Oh, dear Lord

Prim-Peeta!*whispers in his ear*

Peeta-Prim!! I-I-I can't!!

Prim-Please, try...

Peeta-*steps forward* ...Deep in the meadow...under the willow...a bed of gra-ah-AHHSSSS!!!

Katniss-*thrashing*REEE-RAWRRRRR-WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!Ow!

Peeta-Huh?

Haymitch-Heh...I hit her with my bottle...

Episode#16-Finnick and Primrose

Peeta-Whoa! *sweating* Finnick! You need to get out on the dance floor!

Finnick-And my partner would be...?

Peeta-Well...I'd let you have Katniss...

Katniss-*head on table**snnnooorrreee*

Finnick-It's cool, man

Peeta-...Thanks Finnick. *leaves*

Finnick-Perfect night. Alone.

Primrose-...Finnick?

Finnick-Prim! W-what are you?...

Primrose-To pick up Katniss. But...it looks like she's having a good time.

Katniss-*snnnnoooorrreee*

Finnick-Well, wanna dance? *looks at empty dance floor*

Primrose-I would be honored, Mr. Odair. *she takes his hand and he leads her too the dance floor*
***
Finnick-You're good at this, Prim

Dude-GIGGITY!

Finnick-*glares* I meant DANCING

Prim-Why thank you. *blushes* you're not too bad yourself

Finnick-*Grins and blushes*

Katniss-*sssssnnnnnnnnnnoooooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeeee*

Prim-...I should take Katniss home. I think she's had a rough night.

Finnick-...Alright. We need to get together again sometime, okay?

Prim-Sounds lovely ^_^ By Finnick. *walks over to Katniss and nudges her*Katniss...Katniss..We're going home now...

Peeta-I already tried that. I've tried everything. She won't wake up.

Prim-Hmm..*lightbulb* KATNISS! CATO'S COMING AND HE HAS A SPEAR!!!

Katniss-*Wakes up* *thrashes around violently*

Peeta-Great, now look what you did

Prim-I was just trying to wake her up!

Katniss-*still thrashing*

Prim-Is she still fighting?

Peeta-It appears so...

*Katniss starts throwing heavy objects*

Prim-*dodge* What do we do!?

Episode#15-Effie and Haymitch

*Peeta is walking into the guys restroom to find Haymitch*

Peeta-Haymitch? You okay in there?

Haymitch-*Walking out* Oh...* all drunken words, slurred and high pitched*Hey, Peeta...what are you doing here?

Peeta-Effie made us come to the dance and she's waitng to dance with you.

Haymitch-Oh. She is, is she? Well, I better not keep her waiting...*BANG* ow...*Haymitch walked into a wall*Oh, there you are Effie, lets dance.

Katniss-Um...why is Haymitch dancing with a pole?

Peeta-...He thinks it is Effie.

Katniss-Does he know that Effie is crying in the bathroom saying that no one loves her or cares about her.

Peeta-Nope, but thats no big surprise either.
***
Peeta-Well, someones gotta get Effie. She's been crying for quite some time. I can hear her through the door. She brought a DVD player in there and is watching the Notebook. She started yelling at it a few minutes ago...And Haymitch asked the pole if it wanted to go to his room to 'talk'...I'm afraid, man...

Katniss-Well then, got get her.

Peeta-Katniss, that is the girls bathroom.

Katniss-So?

Peeta-Katniss, in case you didn't notice when you were patching up my leg injury-which was extremly close to my crotch-I don't have a-

Katniss-OKAY! OKAY!! What do you suggest?

Peeta-*eyebrow raise*

Katniss-Oh, dear Lord.
***
Katniss-He really doesn't understand what's going on. If he was sober-

Effie-He's never sober! That's just it!! He won't ever understand because he's never..ever...*Sobs*

Katniss-*leaves to speak with Peeta* Talk to Haymitch

Peeta-I can do better than that. Tell him to drink this.

Katniss-*sniff* WHat is it?

Peeta-*smile*
***
Haymitch-*sputtering* WTF WAS THAT?

Peeta-De-tox

Haymitch-Well, Imma go re-tox.

Katniss-No. Talk to Effie. Now.

Haymitch-Where is she?

Katniss-The women's restroom.

Haymitch-Okay *walks in*

Katniss-...Why?
***
Effie-*still sobbing* What on Earth are you doing in the women's restroom, Haymitch??

Haymitch-I...uh...well..want to...uh...apologize for my..uh...drunken...ness...

Peeta-*Gives Haymitch Thumbs up. Mouths:"Keep Going!"*

Haymitch-I...uh shouldn't be treating you like this and...uh...OH SCREW IT!  JUST COME DANCE WITH ME!

Effie-Really!?

Haymitch-...Yeah *holds you hand*

Effie-*takes hand, drags him out of the bathroom to go dance*

Katniss-Well, that waas one of the sappiest things I've ever seen in my entire liffe.

Peeta-THAT WAS SO CUTE!!!X3

Katniss-Yes, a drunk and a capitol lady discussing their relationship in the bathroom. How cute.

Peeta-You have no heart.

Katniss-I kill bunnies. I haven't had a heart for a while. But... the Capitol camera crews are waiting for us to dance together. So, I guess we have no choice. Shall we?

Peeta-OHGOSHYES!!!*Drags Katniss out of the bathroom*

Episode#14-Haymitch's Monitored Drinking Habbits

*At Gala*
Katniss-I can't believe you actually got me to come...

Effie-STOP SLOUCHING! DO YOU WANT ME TO GET THE 'BED POSTURE STICK'!?!?

Peeta-*slowly scoots to the side, away from Effie*

Effie-*Grabs Peeta's shirt collar* So, does anyone know where Haymitch is??

Katniss-Is it really a mystery where Haymitch is? He's probably in the bathroom, throwing up his last two gallons of liquor.

Effie-Yeegads! Who let him drink that much!? You and Peeta were suppossed to be supervising his drinking habbits!!!

Peeta-Can you use smaller words?=3

Katniss-We WERE. But then SOMEONE said that I had to come to this retarded gala.

Effie-But it only took you an hour to get ready! Haymitch was with us the entire time other than that!

Katniss-Have you noticed he can drink A LOT when we're not around??

Peeta-One time, when Ripper, the lady who sells liquor in District 12, wasn't in the hob, I got Haymitch 40 bottles of rubbing alchohol. I came back to his house in an hour and he had drunken all of them! X3 impressive, huh??

Katniss-D8

Effie-D8

Peeta-What?

Episode#13-Before the Gala

Katniss-Ha! I knew he was gonna get stabbed.

Peeta-How can you stand to watch this? We just got out of the games!

Katniss-...I don't know. I don't ask you why you love Gale's squrriels so much.

Peeta-THOSE WERE GALE'S???

Katniss-Uh, yeah. Duh.

Peeta-I THOUGHT THEY WERE YOURS!!! I SLEPT WITH THOSE!!

Katniss-0-e...eh...

Effie-*runs in* Ready-EHHHHH?? KATNISS!! YOU'RE NOT DRESSED!!

Katniss-You don't know how to knock, do you?

Peeta-Dressed for what?

Effie-The Capitol Gala tonight!

Katniss-You use your knuckles, and you bang on the door.

Effie-Do you still have your Girl On Fire dress?

Katniss-...Yeah. Effie, I'm not going.

Effie-Yes, you are. Peeta is your date.

Katniss-Aw, how sweet, the bakers ho.

Peeta-You know the things you say hurt?

Katniss-I'm not going. Not with him.

Effie-You are going. Now, apologize to Peeta.

Katniss-No, I'm not going. ESPICALLY not with him.

Effie-It's him or Haymitch.

Katniss-...Grrr...fine.

Effie-Good, because I'm dancing with him.

Katniss-I am surrounded by idiots.

Episode#12-Internet Dating...IS A LIE

*Peeta has convinced both Effie and Haymitch to join a dating sight. Of course, this can only end badly*

SexyBitchET-Hey, Sexy

SensitiveGuyQQ50-Hey sweetie pie, I've missed you.

SexyBitchET-...Hey, Babe, I've been thinking about this for a long time-us-and I think we should meet up. Face to Face. And we could...and...

SensitiveGuyQQ50-And what my snuggly bear?

SexyBitchET-...I want to do you. I want to try the jiggly.

SensitiveGuyQQ50-Whoa! I think that we need to wait, snuggly bear. We need to meet first. Don't rush this.

SexyBitchET-Why not? Are you scared? I'm ready, but if you're too scared...if you don't want me enough... there are...other men...

SensitiveGuyQQ50-NO! I love you very much, it's just I want to get to know you first.

SexyBitchET-...Dinner first. Then to a hotle. Okay? No short cuts. No way out.

SensitiveGuyQQ50-All right, see you then Mon Cheri.

SexyBitchET-Bring a rope.

*Haymitch and Effie arrive. Effie is dressed in a leather jumpsuit, chains around her waist, and dark eyeliner. Haymitch wears a tux, a top hat with his hair slicked back. He holds about 50 something roses*

Effie-...This just got really awkword...

Haymitch-...Still wanna do it?

Effie-No!!

Episode#11-Finnick's Flashback

*AT SUNRISE, DISTRICT 4. FINNICK ODAIR, AGE 16, WALKS TO THE GAZEBO BY THE SEA. HE WATCHES AS THE LIGHT CREEPS OVER THE HORIZON. SLOW, AND QUIETLY, A WHIMPER IS HEARD*

Finnick-Huh? *he pulls back a bench, revealing a girl* Hey...what's wrong? *her eyes go wide* I won't hurt you...I swear. Hey, honey...*he takes her hand* I won't hurt you. I'm Finnick....Wanna tell me your name?

Annie-...I'm Annie.

Finnick-Hey, Annie. You need a place to stay? Just for a little while?

Annie-No...I'm...I'm fine. My dad...he just got drunk again...He's been...violent since my mom died. I just...*cries*

Finnick-*he pulls her to her feet, she falls into him.* Come with me.

Annie-Where are we going?

Finnick-To get you a place to stay

*

Finnick-And that's how Panem was born

Gale- Wait, WHAT?

Finnick-Oh, sorry...wrong story...that's how I met Annie...

Gale-We'll, we better go find Peeta and Katniss.

Finnick-Wonder what they're doing...
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Katniss-RAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Peeta-Not if you like it *eyebrow raise*

Episode#10-Gale VS Finnick for the Hand of Primrose

Gale-What do you think you're doing? Prim, I won't tell Katniss, but go home. Now. *she leaves* And you! What do you think you were doing? There's so much I could say, but I'll let you off...just leave her alone.

Finnick-Dude, look at her body language. She will probably be a hooker when she grows up anyway.

Gale-Watch it! I swear...If you so much as touch her...

Finnick-Calm down...you like her, don't you?

Gale-...Leave her alone. I made a promise to Katniss when she left for the games...I'm still keeping it. Keep your distance. *he leaves*

Finnick-Wait, Gale!...You like her, admit it. Plus...can we keep this quiet? If this got back to Annie...

Gale-Why are you hurting that poor girl?

Finnick-I don't know. It's just that Prim...Wow...Annie and I have been growing apart. It's just a matter of time before she hits the deep end....But I still love her...I love them both...I can still remember...

Episode#9-Finnick and Primrose. Oh, and the Killer of Squirrels

Prim-Finnick! Where are you taking me?...Finnick!

Finnick-Far away! Far from the capitol and the games and everything!

Prim-...

Finnick-*they stop running* Prim, I love you...a lot.

Prim-Finnick...I love you too. But no jiggly yet please, I haven't even got my stuff

Finnick-*laughs* That's alright, I'm kinda old-fashioned anyway...You're so beautiful. I love you.

Prim-I...I love you too. *leans in for kiss*

Gale-Primrose Everdeen!!

Finnick-Dun Dun Duuuuuun

Episode#8-Finnick's Plans for Prim

Finnick-Hey, Peeta, where's Prim?

Peeta-Why do you want to know?

Finnick-Cause I want to know

Peeta-That answer cannot be validated. I need a plausible reason.

Finnick-Since when do you use big words?

Peeta-Cuz I'm white and nerdy. Now tell me!

Finnick-1) You were always white 2) When did you become nerdy? and 3) I want to have lunch with her.

Peeta-That was a valid-and overstated-answer. I'll call her.

Katniss-Call who?

Peeta-Uh...bye.

Katniss-Okay...

Peeta-Come on, Finnick

Finnick-'Kay

Katniss-What are you two planning?

Peeta&Finnick-Nothing!

Primrose-Hi, Katniss! Hi, Peeta! Hi, Finnnniiickkk...

Finnick-Hey, Prim *heart**heart*

Katniss-Why are you making googly eyes at my sister?

Peeta-I'm not making googly eyes at your sister *covering Finnick* see?

Katniss-Not you!

Peeta-*whispers to Finnick*Run man! Oh, and take Prim with you! Run, run for your life! I'll slow Kat down, just run!

*Finnick grabs Prim's hand and runs*

Katniss-Hey!

Peeta-Katniss, I love you! *attacks her with kisses*

Katniss-Rape!

Episode#7-Katniss and Peeta: History is Made with Haymitch

*Katniss and Peeta are on a date*

Peeta-This is nice. Just you and me...

Katniss-And the 58 reporters from the capitol outside?

Peeta-Yeeeeppppp...Actually, Effie says it's inappropriate for us to be on a date alone, so she sent a chaperon.

Katniss-Dear God...

Haymitch-Hey you two!!

Peeta-Hey, Haymitch

Haymitch-Hey is for horses you little fruit-loo. So, Princess of Darkness, he knock you up yet?

Katniss-...Can I kill him?

Haymitch-Save it for the games

Katniss-We already went through the games!!!!

Haymitch-Really? Whoa, I need to put down the whiskey for a minute...

Katniss-Please?

Peeta-No, Katniss.

Episode #6-Haymitch's Humiliation & The Mini Hunger Games That Followed

Everyone-*laughs at Haymitch*

Haymitch-shut up. *they still laugh* SHUT UP. *still laughing* I SAID SHUT UP!!!! *pulls out pocket knife and a bottle of whiskey *he takes a drink* Who's first?

Effie-*runs away screaming* MANNERS HAYMITCH!!!!

Gale-I'm not involved in this. See ya later *walks off casually*

Peeta-*pulls out loaf of bread* PROTECT MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Katniss-Noobs. *Pulls out bow and arrow* Put the knife down Haymitch. And give me the whiskey. I want ti.

Haymitch-NO! MINE! *comes after Katniss with the knife and misses her entirely*

Katniss-That's why you don't drink when you're attacking people.

Haymitch-*Takes another drink* whateve...r...* passes out drunk*

Katniss-I win~

Peeta-*looking out from behind his bread* is it over?

Katniss-Yes, now get up, you freaking pansy.

Episode#5-Haymitch's Dirty Little Secret (PART II)

Haymitch-I'm not a fairy!

Effie-Haymitch has always been sensitive about this

Haymitch-Shut up!!

Effie-See, it went like this. When Haymitch came back from the games, my father was a doctor in the capitol that helped heal Haymitch after his time in the arena. You know how most Hunger Games Champions have changes to them once they leave to make them stand out in the capitol? Well, my father and I gave him wings!!

Peeta- Cool story bro.

Gale-Tell it again

Haymitch-I hate you.

Episode#4-Haymitch's Dirty Little Secret

Katniss-Why are you guys here?

Peeta-Prim invited us over

Katniss-Why??

Gale-It's Buttercup's birthday!!

Katniss-Really? *sigh* Now I gotta go get her stupid cat something

***

Katniss-Prim, I hate party games

Primrose-No you don't! You're just moody all the time! Lets play truth or dare!! Effie! You start!!

Effie-Oooo! Okay, um, lets see....Haymitch!!

Haymitch-*snore* huh?

Effie-Truth or dare?

Katniss-He's too drunk to tell the truth

Haymitch-Then dare

Effie-Hmmm, I dare you to go skinny dipping in Katniss's bathtub!

Katniss-I'm burning it. Ew.

Haymitch-Alright, I'll do it. *takes off shirt*

Peeta-*wide eyed* Haymitch? What is that?

Haymitch-What?

Peeta-0-0-on your back. What is that?

Effie-Are you referring to his wings?

Haymitch-Oh eff! I forgot! *pulls shirt back on*

Katniss-Why the freak do you have wings?

Effie-Didn't he ever tell you? Haymitch is a fairy!

Katniss-...HAHAHAHAHA!!

Episode#3-Broken Arena

Effie-Katniss! Haymitch!!OMG!

Katniss-*to Peeta*Omg?

Effie-The arena broke!

Haymitch-The Arena...broke?

Effie-Yeah!! Everything from last year is coming out!! They've already hit some of the districts!!

Peeta-So, this means tracker jackers and-

Katniss-...Mutts...

Haymitch-Well crap. There goes the population.

Effie-Don't say that! Just hold me!

Haymitch-Wha-*she jumps on him* Ahhh!!
***
Peeta-There's nothing left to do but wait

Katniss-Peeta, I'm scared.

Gale-I'll protect you, Katniss

Katniss-Yeah, yeah

Peeta-...Wh-what is that?

Katniss-What?

Peeta-Coming out of the trees...

Katniss-Aw crap! It's Thresh! They sent us the steriod mutt? Really?

Peeta-That's not very nice, Katniss. He saved your life

Katniss-And now he's going to eat us

Peeta-Well-...yeah, ya got me there

Effie-What are we going to do?! *faints*

Peeta-There's only one thing we can do

Gale-Run screaming?

Katniss-What?

Gale-I mean, beat em with my bare hands and feed em to my children. Cuz imma man!

Katniss-...you have children?

Peeta-Stop it!...Only Katniss can save us

Katniss-wha-

Peeta-Katniss, you have to sing

Episode#2-Back Away From the Scary Man...

Finnick-Did I say something wrong?

Katniss-*twitch**twitch*ahhh...!

Gale-...WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?

Finnick-What can I say? The Games mess you up, man.

Peeta-Not that bad!!!

Prim-*walks up to everyone*Hey, guys. What's going on? *looks all innocent*

Gale-Just back away slowly, Prim. Back away from the scary man...

Prim-8/

Season 1: The Madness Begins Episode#1:The Begining

This is a blog by Meg Giry, Demytra Nom, and Christine Daae. We sincerely hope you enjoy this new series entitle:HUNGER MANIA: A HUNGER GAMES STORY. It takes place one year after the 74th Hunger Games, before the Quarter Quell. We hope that you enjoy this and read it all the way to the end.
-MEG GIRY, DEMYTRA NOM, CHRISTINE DAAE

Just outside the Hob, Katniss calls.

Katniss:Peeta! Peeta!

Gale:What do you want, Katniss?

Katniss:I want Peeta!

Gale:I'm sure you do

Katniss-Not what I meant

Gale:uh huh

Finnick:Well, I know what I want

Gale&Katniss:*cheesily and simultaneously*What do you want Finnick? Tell us! Tell us!

Finnick:...Primrose Everdeen!

Katniss:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Let's Do Thiiisssss

You ready for this, Meg?





~Demy

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Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark